Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
Will you stop getting me excited
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Nailus Martyrs 2015 Christmas Catalog
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Will you stop getting me excited
I think we'll order the gold rodent for Dorothy's Christmas present, Tree.
You know she deserves it!
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This little devise is a lovely addition to any pool deck. Here Jimmy shows Dorothy's sister Emma (in the spa with a drink) how leverage can be used to move objects, in this case Dorothy vertically- by her neck.
Not only is the stylish gallows portable it is priced well below that of a divorce! It also is educational as it exhibits how ice melting is affected by ambient temperature...
Nailus Martyrs pool deck gallows is available in chrome (shown), gold and black anodized finishes and comes with noose and weights (150 pounds, 68 kg.).
Ice cart and wrist restrains are sold separately as is additional weights.
Customer must source block ice locally...
Tree
This little devise is a lovely addition to any pool deck. Here Jimmy shows Dorothy's sister Emma (in the spa with a drink) how leverage can be used to move objects, in this case Dorothy vertically- by her neck.
Not only is the stylish gallows portable it is priced well below that of a divorce! It also is educational as it exhibits how ice melting is affected by ambient temperature...
Nailus Martyrs pool deck gallows is available in chrome (shown), gold and black anodized finishes and comes with noose and weights (150 pounds, 68 kg.).
Ice cart and wrist restrains are sold separately as is additional weights.
Customer must source block ice locally...
Tree
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
Put that under the christmas tree for me Please
Would it be easier to move Dorothy to the store rather than the store to Dorothy?
That would be a major union violation... but yes it would be...Would it be easier to move Dorothy to the store rather than the store to Dorothy?
Tree
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
She opens her present from you on Christmas morning. You had promised her something special, and she was into a bit of bondage with crux fantasies, so half expected some padded handcuffs, but this package was long and thin.
What is it? Three nails! Each one 6inches (15cm) long. Square shank. Large flat head. Very rusty. Nice smell.
Bring them closer to nose. Chocolate! A little nibble. Yes, good chocolate.
A little disappointed it wasn't an invitation to a crux party, but she can always fantasise. Crux and chocolate combined, what's not to like?
I saw these nails while Christmas shopping. They are as described above, my perverted brain thought instantly they were ideal for crux. The company making and selling them http://www.thechocolateworkshop.co.uk/ unfortunately don't sell online yet, and don't picture these nails, but looking at all the other products you can easily get the idea of the look and quality.
Nailus-Martyrs will be featuring this line (alongside the range of traditional nails) in its next catalogue.
What is it? Three nails! Each one 6inches (15cm) long. Square shank. Large flat head. Very rusty. Nice smell.
Bring them closer to nose. Chocolate! A little nibble. Yes, good chocolate.
A little disappointed it wasn't an invitation to a crux party, but she can always fantasise. Crux and chocolate combined, what's not to like?
I saw these nails while Christmas shopping. They are as described above, my perverted brain thought instantly they were ideal for crux. The company making and selling them http://www.thechocolateworkshop.co.uk/ unfortunately don't sell online yet, and don't picture these nails, but looking at all the other products you can easily get the idea of the look and quality.
Nailus-Martyrs will be featuring this line (alongside the range of traditional nails) in its next catalogue.
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Mmmmm ! Mines were unique and unequaled ! Only Messa can wear them, I hope ...
