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Graf von Kreuzigung
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
- Thread starter admihoek
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Nails aren't included - but it doesn't say the girl isn't
Actually thats a still from the instructional video, which demonstrates how Flexicross
can help you tone those arms and legs, abs and glutes and thighs, to make yourself into the hottest crux dancer since Cruxdream's Sasha!Satisfaction guaranteed, sorta!
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I don't imagine return shipping is free
I wonder what is in the warranty conditions?
Return if not satisfied?
No satisfaction? For the victim or for the executioner?
I wonder what is in the warranty conditions?
Return if not satisfied?
No satisfaction? For the victim or for the executioner?
Guaranteed to give you a rise
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm hammerin' in my nails, and the man come on the video
He's givin' me more and more out of some Japanese instructions
How to do a crucifuxion
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my girl bleed and a man comes on and tell me
How well a crux-bitch can screw
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
Those cigarettes from Madame Wu
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no...
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm hammerin' in my nails, and the man come on the video
He's givin' me more and more out of some Japanese instructions
How to do a crucifuxion
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my girl bleed and a man comes on and tell me
How well a crux-bitch can screw
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
Those cigarettes from Madame Wu
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no...
This 19 year old parody from The Onion is totally off topic, save for the second to last paragraph.
https://politics.theonion.com/congress-approves-4-billion-for-bread-circuses-1819565262
Aside from making one nostalgic for Bill Clinton, the piece features a striking mental image. Imagine Barbaria at the L.A. Coliseum, with the carnifex crew wearing Rams helmets.
"Citizens, who scoffs at your indulgence? The same patrician snobs who have kept you in your place for years," said White House press secretary Joe Lockhart. "Life is short and desperate, and soon the Grim Reaper will darken your door. That's why it's of capital importance to enjoy yourself while you can. Now, who's up for a free, government-sponsored crucifixion of some convicted murderers?"
Only if they look like Barb, Joe.
https://politics.theonion.com/congress-approves-4-billion-for-bread-circuses-1819565262
Aside from making one nostalgic for Bill Clinton, the piece features a striking mental image. Imagine Barbaria at the L.A. Coliseum, with the carnifex crew wearing Rams helmets.
"Citizens, who scoffs at your indulgence? The same patrician snobs who have kept you in your place for years," said White House press secretary Joe Lockhart. "Life is short and desperate, and soon the Grim Reaper will darken your door. That's why it's of capital importance to enjoy yourself while you can. Now, who's up for a free, government-sponsored crucifixion of some convicted murderers?"
Only if they look like Barb, Joe.
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It does look like me, though!
It is you, Barb.
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/barbarias-roman-crucifixion.4692/page-3
Hah! July of 2015. That’s almost ancient history
In memory yet green, in joy still felt,
The scenes of life rise sharply into view.
The crosses of life, anyway. In any case, that Isaac Asimov dude had a quote to cover just about anything.
Before I were "Depictor of Dreams".Madi was as good back then as he is today!