Gibbs505
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Decisions, decisions .......Hard choices
Decisions, decisions .......Hard choices
Her left breast is off-side!Those are the wurst jokes I've seen all day.
"I said, stop watching the football and come to bed!"
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, "You see sir, the wages were good, but it was one of the most wicked places I ever worked.
"They played a game called BRIDGE, and the other night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you got."
"Another man said, "I've got the strength but not much length." and then another man says to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick." I pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered, "You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn't even have the strength for one good raise".
"Another lady was talking about protecting her honour and two ladies were talking and one said, "Now it's my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine".
"Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving I hope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we can go home now. This is our last rubber!""
and one of them must have been talking about you when he exclaimed,A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, "You see sir, the wages were good, but it was one of the most wicked places I ever worked.
"They played a game called BRIDGE, and the other night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you got."
"Another man said, "I've got the strength but not much length." and then another man says to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick." I pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered, "You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn't even have the strength for one good raise".
"Another lady was talking about protecting her honour and two ladies were talking and one said, "Now it's my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine".
"Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving I hope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we can go home now. This is our last rubber!""
I'd choose a strap for 'warming up',
a medium-weight for getting me well patterned with red stripes,
and a slender one to draw my blood
Is is often better not to know the truth!In a family, the father is angered, because his son is always lying to him.
So he buys a lie-detecting robot, that gives a liar a slap in the face.
That day, his son comes home late, and the father, with the robot and mother next to him, asks, :
"Where have you been?"
"I was with a friend, we did homework!"
'SLAP!'
"Tell me the truth!"
"All right, dad, we played computer games!"
'SLAP!'
"OK! We have been looking at porn sites!"
The robot does not react.
"So, that's what you have been doing! Looking at porn! At your age, I even did not know what porn was!"
'SLAP!'
"Well, well", the mother says, "he is really a son of yours!"
'SLAP!'
You'll have to show me more than that to get me off the football!Those are the wurst jokes I've seen all day.
"I said, stop watching the football and come to bed!"
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Being whipped but ordered to get rid of the chewing gum....
Being whipped but ordered to get rid of the chewing gum....
School punishments were much more creative in those politically incorrect days!I think this old slave would have preferred that punishment to the one I got once for chewing gum: "copy out the whole first page of the Oxford English Dictionary, completely accurate, every accent, dot and comma."
Not at all funny.