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Thank you very much, my dear companion!
That's pleasing the heart
and it certainly deserves a big reward
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Thank you very much, my dear companion!
That's pleasing the heart
and it certainly deserves a big reward
J
Julia
Guest
Indeed, the close connection of smoking and crucifixions is obvious ...
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Dear friends,
thanks a lot for all the good wishes
I'm still lying in the hospital, but I'll do my best to recover as soon as possible.
However ... the current withdrawal symptoms are not really a pleasure
And, of course, I still have some serious judicial problems:
It's said that I fooled the rescue forces.
And that means ... (unfortunately) the drama will continue in a few days ...
But at least I got my account back
By the way, I heard the rumour that Mr. Tree had heavily fallen in love with poor Pontia.
My heartfelt condolences ...
thanks a lot for all the good wishes
I'm still lying in the hospital, but I'll do my best to recover as soon as possible.
However ... the current withdrawal symptoms are not really a pleasure
And, of course, I still have some serious judicial problems:
It's said that I fooled the rescue forces.
And that means ... (unfortunately) the drama will continue in a few days ...
But at least I got my account back
By the way, I heard the rumour that Mr. Tree had heavily fallen in love with poor Pontia.
My heartfelt condolences ...
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Hansi, my Hansi
A big, big kiss for you
There's no doubt, that deserves a reward
a tempestuous lover with a a passionate temperament
By the way, I heard the rumour that Mr. Tree had heavily fallen in love with poor Pontia.
My heartfelt condolences ... Julia
...the rumor has been blown out of proportion. Tree was upset first the lady Julia would use another executioner then he saw a great deal of wet sloppy kisses being bandied about and knew his rejection was complete. Poor Pontia recovered from her multiple gunshot wound and we just got together and consoled each other. We just talked shop and had a few drinks...
Tree
damn, does Pontia scream in bed or what???
My heartfelt condolences ... Julia
...the rumor has been blown out of proportion. Tree was upset first the lady Julia would use another executioner then he saw a great deal of wet sloppy kisses being bandied about and knew his rejection was complete. Poor Pontia recovered from her multiple gunshot wound and we just got together and consoled each other. We just talked shop and had a few drinks...
Tree
damn, does Pontia scream in bed or what???
Yep her screaming is a deafening noise, I discovered
Kodos the Executioner
Governor
Thank you very much, my dear companion!
That's pleasing the heart
and it certainly deserves a big reward
A truly great reward!
Glad to see that worked out for you...
J
Julia
Guest
Thank you very much my Dear,
I just love this kind of marvelous compliments ...
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Back to the more serious and sad aspects of life ...
Chapter XVII: History never repeats itself ...
In the hospital I soon recover from my injuries.
(pictures 116 and 117)
However, everything is still overshadowed
because of a new accusation: Fooling the authorities.
And the worst is ... that I did not have a single cigarette during the last days,
so that I'm tortured by terrible withdrawal symptoms.
Meanwhile I'm sitting in a provisional cell,
together with some other captives.
(picture 118)
Unfortunately none of them has cigarettes.
What a pity!
But one thing is sure: I will never again lose my dignity!
Definitely not!
And surely not for a cigarette!
May they do with me whatever they want.
But I will remain upright,
defending my dignity until the very last breath.
No crawling anymore! And no toadyism!
Never more!
Not the slightest bit!
...
Then a guard appears
to escort me to the trial.
(picture 119)
During the whole way I remind me about the importance of dignity.
I feel so strong.
So dignified!
No embarrassments anymore!
Never more!
History never repeats itself.
I feel good!
...
The trial starts with a big surprise:
The judge appears rather familiar to me.
She is also surprised.
(picture 120)
I still remember what I got from her when I last saw her:
A horrible and merciless death sentence.
And a cigarette.
Maybe everything is only a question of priority.
Of course I know what I have to do.
So I don't hesitate a second ...
(picture 121)
The next minutes are ennobled with the marvelous enjoyment of a more than overdue cigarette (picture 122)
which causes a little accident:
the (by far) most embarrassing climax of my life.
(picture 123)
Then, after a very polite farewell (picture 124),
I'm brought to the state prison.
(picture 125)
Here I slowly realize that something went wrong:
Dignity?
DIGNITY ??? Me ???
No crawling and no toadyism anymore ???
History never repeats itself ???
This terrible embarrassment is really the very last.
And everything for a single cigarette ...
I feel not very good ...
By the way, did I mention that the judge sentenced me to 40 years in prison,
combined with a weekly caning ...
My poor backside !
...
to be continued
...
Chapter XVII: History never repeats itself ...
In the hospital I soon recover from my injuries.
(pictures 116 and 117)
However, everything is still overshadowed
because of a new accusation: Fooling the authorities.
And the worst is ... that I did not have a single cigarette during the last days,
so that I'm tortured by terrible withdrawal symptoms.
Meanwhile I'm sitting in a provisional cell,
together with some other captives.
(picture 118)
Unfortunately none of them has cigarettes.
What a pity!
But one thing is sure: I will never again lose my dignity!
Definitely not!
And surely not for a cigarette!
May they do with me whatever they want.
But I will remain upright,
defending my dignity until the very last breath.
No crawling anymore! And no toadyism!
Never more!
Not the slightest bit!
...
Then a guard appears
to escort me to the trial.
(picture 119)
During the whole way I remind me about the importance of dignity.
I feel so strong.
So dignified!
No embarrassments anymore!
Never more!
History never repeats itself.
I feel good!
...
The trial starts with a big surprise:
The judge appears rather familiar to me.
She is also surprised.
(picture 120)
I still remember what I got from her when I last saw her:
A horrible and merciless death sentence.
And a cigarette.
Maybe everything is only a question of priority.
Of course I know what I have to do.
So I don't hesitate a second ...
(picture 121)
The next minutes are ennobled with the marvelous enjoyment of a more than overdue cigarette (picture 122)
which causes a little accident:
the (by far) most embarrassing climax of my life.
(picture 123)
Then, after a very polite farewell (picture 124),
I'm brought to the state prison.
(picture 125)
Here I slowly realize that something went wrong:
Dignity?
DIGNITY ??? Me ???
No crawling and no toadyism anymore ???
History never repeats itself ???
This terrible embarrassment is really the very last.
And everything for a single cigarette ...
I feel not very good ...
By the way, did I mention that the judge sentenced me to 40 years in prison,
combined with a weekly caning ...
My poor backside !
...
to be continued
...
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Chapter XVIII: Life is a lemon
The state prison is not really a likeable place, really not.
(picture 126)
And some of the rules are just unbearable.
(picture 127)
In my case there is a further painful problem: The weekly caning.
At the beginning the warden is relatively polite.
(picture 128)
But during the caning she soon demonstrates her true personality.
The treatment is so painful that I even get some hallucinations.
(picture 129)
And the worst in this prison is ... that we even have to work.
I'm shocked.
In the morning we are brought away (picture 130)
to a cornfield, where we have to work like crazy.
(picture 131)
Soon I have enough of these kind of activities.
So I think it would not hurt if the others make the work,
whereas I enjoy a little sleep,
discreetly lying somewhere in the background.
(picture 132)
Unfortunately the guards are not of this opinion.
So I have to spend the whole day in a slightly different position.
(picture 133)
However, that's definitely better than working!
And these 10-12 hours will not hurt.
Actually it's a nice day:
I'm not annoyed with forced labor
and the sun laughs friendly.
(picture 134)
It could be worse, couldn't it ?
...
to be continued
...
The state prison is not really a likeable place, really not.
(picture 126)
And some of the rules are just unbearable.
(picture 127)
In my case there is a further painful problem: The weekly caning.
At the beginning the warden is relatively polite.
(picture 128)
But during the caning she soon demonstrates her true personality.
The treatment is so painful that I even get some hallucinations.
(picture 129)
And the worst in this prison is ... that we even have to work.
I'm shocked.
In the morning we are brought away (picture 130)
to a cornfield, where we have to work like crazy.
(picture 131)
Soon I have enough of these kind of activities.
So I think it would not hurt if the others make the work,
whereas I enjoy a little sleep,
discreetly lying somewhere in the background.
(picture 132)
Unfortunately the guards are not of this opinion.
So I have to spend the whole day in a slightly different position.
(picture 133)
However, that's definitely better than working!
And these 10-12 hours will not hurt.
Actually it's a nice day:
I'm not annoyed with forced labor
and the sun laughs friendly.
(picture 134)
It could be worse, couldn't it ?
...
to be continued
...
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Chapter XIX: Purgatory
Words will never be able to describe
THIS DIABOLIC SUNBURN ...
(picture 135)
And it burns, burns, burns ... !!!
...
But after a few days the pain lessens a bit.
And maybe I should not always lamentate about this prison.
They even offer us a few possibilities to make some sports.
On the other hand ... Sports?
Me ???
Perhaps weight lifting?
(picture 136)
Or such a nonsense like Pole Vault ???
(picture 137)
Or even Rowing ???
(picture 138)
Me ???
What am I ? A galley-slave ???
Even pole vault doesn't sound so inhuman as this infernalic rowing-torture.
But at least are some of my fellows (picture 139)
rather nice.
One of them even gives me a cigarette. What a marvelous gift!
On the other hand, the depressing prison wall (picture 140)
always reminds me of my hopeless situation.
How to endure 40 years in prison?
Even four weeks would be too much!
And how to bear these eternal canings?
So much questions ...
And what did the Lord mean when I last saw him
and when he talked about brain?
(picture 141 )
I'm still musing about this question.
(picture 142 )
...
to be continued
...
Words will never be able to describe
THIS DIABOLIC SUNBURN ...
(picture 135)
And it burns, burns, burns ... !!!
...
But after a few days the pain lessens a bit.
And maybe I should not always lamentate about this prison.
They even offer us a few possibilities to make some sports.
On the other hand ... Sports?
Me ???
Perhaps weight lifting?
(picture 136)
Or such a nonsense like Pole Vault ???
(picture 137)
Or even Rowing ???
(picture 138)
Me ???
What am I ? A galley-slave ???
Even pole vault doesn't sound so inhuman as this infernalic rowing-torture.
But at least are some of my fellows (picture 139)
rather nice.
One of them even gives me a cigarette. What a marvelous gift!
On the other hand, the depressing prison wall (picture 140)
always reminds me of my hopeless situation.
How to endure 40 years in prison?
Even four weeks would be too much!
And how to bear these eternal canings?
So much questions ...
And what did the Lord mean when I last saw him
and when he talked about brain?
(picture 141 )
I'm still musing about this question.
(picture 142 )
...
to be continued
...
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Chapter XX: Nightflight to Venus
In the night I leave the prison forever.
(pictures 143 and 144)
And after a dangerous escape (picture 145)
over the dreaded Dutch mountains (picture 146)
I finally reach Hansi's Weekend house at Enschede
where Hansi welcomes me heartily.
(picture 147)
Here I'm in safety.
And Hansi takes perfectly care of me and my needs:
He always brings me cigarettes (picture 148),
yummy food (picture 149)
and even more yummy things.
(picture 150)
I don't think that I will ever leave this lovely place,
surely not.
If paradise is half as nice ...
Well, sometimes we have fortune.
And sometimes we are lucky.
And now it's finally time for me
to focus on some overdue things.
(pictures 151 and 152)
...
In the night I leave the prison forever.
(pictures 143 and 144)
And after a dangerous escape (picture 145)
over the dreaded Dutch mountains (picture 146)
I finally reach Hansi's Weekend house at Enschede
where Hansi welcomes me heartily.
(picture 147)
Here I'm in safety.
And Hansi takes perfectly care of me and my needs:
He always brings me cigarettes (picture 148),
yummy food (picture 149)
and even more yummy things.
(picture 150)
I don't think that I will ever leave this lovely place,
surely not.
If paradise is half as nice ...
Well, sometimes we have fortune.
And sometimes we are lucky.
And now it's finally time for me
to focus on some overdue things.
(pictures 151 and 152)
...
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Do not trust Hansi!!!
He will try to gain your trust with cigarettes, and it that doesn't work he will offer you nylons and chocolate bars!!!
Tree
(Hell, yes, it will work, Admi! Just remember to share...)
He will try to gain your trust with cigarettes, and it that doesn't work he will offer you nylons and chocolate bars!!!
Tree
(Hell, yes, it will work, Admi! Just remember to share...)
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Julia
Guest
Thanks a lot for the warning,
but it's too late:
Hansi has already converted to Mormonism.
Now he has a free "hand" ...
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He was, as so often, misquoted -
He was surely instructing you to follow Brian
(as in Life of)
Scary, some Dutch mountains are as much as 10000mm high!
this is cruxforum also blow up out of all proportion is permitted isn't?
and we julia and me enjoying their freedom they make proper use of the only way they know in this circumstance. thank you tree for your birthday present the two-berth cabin
