Whether sober, or sozzled in ale
This rule of CFs doesn't fail:
If you f**k up a line
Of your limerick rhyme
Our Monty's right there on your tail!
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Limericks
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This rule of CFs doesn't fail:
If you f**k up a line
Of your limerick rhyme
Our Monty's right there on your tail!
M
montycrusto
Guest
The Limericks Standards Committee,
Shows no hesitation or pity.
Any hint of a gaffe
And their enforcement staff
Will be right on your case - it’s not pretty!
twonines
LIMERICUS
It is obviously plain to be seen,
These blighters are awfully keen.
I transposed a letter,
I should have done better,
But was too wrapped up in the scene.
M
montycrusto
Guest
The committee reserves its worst ire,
For those who (like Barb) never tire
Of inserting a rhyme
That looks good at the time,
But on further reflection is dire.
For those who (like Barb) never tire
Of inserting a rhyme
That looks good at the time,
But on further reflection is dire.
Davec5299
Magistrate
Pantomime season is on its way.
'Oh no it's not!' I hear you say.
A new King Lear
Will soon be here.
Fresh jelly for Monty [ @montycrusto ]. Come on, let's play!
'Oh no it's not!' I hear you say.
A new King Lear
Will soon be here.
Fresh jelly for Monty [ @montycrusto ]. Come on, let's play!
M
montycrusto
Guest
My breath could not be more baited,
This has long been anticipated!
The Play’s the thing
That will limericks bring:
My appetite’s not yet sated
M
montycrusto
Guest
The trouble with Shakespeare’s “King Lear”,
Is there aren’t many laughs there, I fear.
A pantomime horse
Would improve it of course,
And no doubt win a rousing cheer.
Is there aren’t many laughs there, I fear.
A pantomime horse
Would improve it of course,
And no doubt win a rousing cheer.
M
montycrusto
Guest
“My kingdom for a horse!” Lear cries,
Leaping on, which is rather unwise..
As a voice from the rear
Says “you’re too fat, King Lear!
Now get off, before somebody dies!”
twonines
LIMERICUS
I am not giving you the bird,
But that`s contrary to what I have heard.
Forgive the intrusion,
Let`s avoid confusion,
That isn`t Lear but Richard the Third.
M
montycrusto
Guest
“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,”
Said King Lear, “..if I may borrow
A line from Macbeth,
Whose untimely death,
Is a source of great personal sorrow.”
Said King Lear, “..if I may borrow
A line from Macbeth,
Whose untimely death,
Is a source of great personal sorrow.”
M
montycrusto
Guest
We’ve a talent for reading ahead;
A very bad habit, it’s said.
In our anticipation
Of your coming narration,
We rush in where angels won’t tread.
M
montycrusto
Guest
Who cares about the whole world..We could drive the whole world insane!
Let insanity here be unfurled!
On this Limerick thread,
We’re all soft in the head,
And not a brick-bat will be hurled.