The Magic Of Being Tied Spreadeagle

[phlebas]

#1, watering the prisoner
#3 bindings required

 

[thehangingtree]

#1, watering the prisoner
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At least they left Tree's hat out of the picture...

 

[ducon007]

Spread and well spread!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Tied in an old Basement

 

[montycrusto]

Tied in an old Basement
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Maybe I should have tidied up the basement guest bedroom before kidnapping inviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!

 

[Barbaria1]

Maybe I should have tidied up the basement guest bedroom before kidnapping inviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!

OH SHIT! This is the kind of trouble no limerick could adequately express!

 

[Barbaria1]

Ooops, I take that back.

@montycrusto and @twonines have both risen to the occasion

https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/limericks.6708/page-108#post-762433

 

[montycrusto]

Ooops, I take that back.

@montycrusto and @twonines have both risen to the occasion

https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/limericks.6708/page-108#post-762433

Indeed, there is NO occasion that cannot be limerized

 

[Barbaria1]

Indeed, there is NO occasion that cannot be limerized

Or trivialized, circumcised , economized, politicized, radicalized ….

 

[twonines]

Or trivialized, circumcised , economized, politicized, radicalized ….

Or even commercialised!

 

[thehangingtree]

Spread and well spread!



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'Damn, I hate this cheap carpet Tree bought!'

 

[kendelo]

'Damn, I hate this cheap carpet Tree bought!'

Maybe I should have tidied up the basement guest bedroom before kidnapping inviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!

Tell her if she complains she gets tied up on the floor. That should keep her quiet...at least for a few minutes.

 

[kendelo]

'Damn, I hate this cheap carpet Tree bought!'

Stainmaster carpets are the way to go Tree. Much easier "Cleanups".

 

[kendelo]

Maybe I should have tidied up the basement guest bedroom before kidnapping inviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!

At least there is a ladder handy that you can tie your victim..I mean guest to when you are ready to test your whip collection out.

 

[Thornbird]

 

[Loxuru]

Spread and well spread!

#2 is rather wet spread!

Maybe I should have tidied up the basement guest bedroom before kidnapping inviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!

So, @Barbaria1 should not complain! She got a luxury bedstead and a roof above her head!

 

[phlebas]

Spread in black and white

 

[ducon007]

Spread, for your eyes only...
Enjoy!

 

[kendelo]

Spread, for your eyes only...
Enjoy!


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#5 thinks things are bad now...wait until she gets spread eagled face down.

 

[Loxuru]

#5 thinks things are bad now...wait until she gets spread eagled face down.

I rather think, she sees the next rainshower approaching!
#2 does not have that concerns, hence her satisfied smile!