At least they left Tree's hat out of the picture...#1, watering the prisoner
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Maybe I should have tidied up theTied in an old Basement
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OH SHIT! This is the kind of trouble no limerick could adequately express!Maybe I should have tidied up thebasementguest bedroom beforekidnappinginviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!
Indeed, there is NO occasion that cannot be limerizedOoops, I take that back.
@montycrusto and @twonines have both risen to the occasion
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/limericks.6708/page-108#post-762433
Or trivialized, circumcised , economized, politicized, radicalized ….Indeed, there is NO occasion that cannot be limerized
Or even commercialised!Or trivialized, circumcised , economized, politicized, radicalized ….
'Damn, I hate this cheap carpet Tree bought!'
'Damn, I hate this cheap carpet Tree bought!'
Tell her if she complains she gets tied up on the floor. That should keep her quiet...at least for a few minutes.Maybe I should have tidied up thebasementguest bedroom beforekidnappinginviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!
Stainmaster carpets are the way to go Tree. Much easier "Cleanups".'Damn, I hate this cheap carpet Tree bought!'
At least there is a ladder handy that you can tie your victim..I mean guest to when you are ready to test your whip collection out.Maybe I should have tidied up thebasementguest bedroom beforekidnappinginviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!
#2 is rather wet spread!Spread and well spread!
So, @Barbaria1 should not complain! She got a luxury bedstead and a roof above her head!Maybe I should have tidied up thebasementguest bedroom beforekidnappinginviting @Barbaria1 to stay! Still, it’s not as if she’s known for complaining or anything, is it? What’s that, Barb? I can’t understand a word you’re saying!
#5 thinks things are bad now...wait until she gets spread eagled face down.Spread, for your eyes only...
Enjoy!
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I rather think, she sees the next rainshower approaching!#5 thinks things are bad now...wait until she gets spread eagled face down.