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Barb's Vacation

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FRIDAY…

Barb awakes to flood lights that both light her cell and warms her uncomfortably. A bland something they called breakfast is slipped into her cell. She was hungry but spooned it out of the bowl with her fingers. She believed what Tree had told her during the night about eating everything offered her. He wasn’t telling her how to die on the cross but to live as long as she had to upon it.

When she finished the bowl (it wasn’t bad… in fact it had no taste really) she licked her fingers and reached under the lump they called her pillow and found the pack of Madame Wu’s and the Zippo lighter. She had tried cigarettes when she was younger but never understood why someone would smoke them. The Madame Wu was different as it was both smooth and relaxing.

Guards rushed up to her cell and demanded she put it out and asked how she lighted it. Barb held the Zippo lighter out through the bars expecting them to take it. When they saw ‘THT’ engraved on the case they backed away as if Superman just saw Kryptonite! Barb laughed, rolled her fingers around the lighter and pulled her hand back from the bars. She said “It seems like there is a bigger man on campus!”

“You’ll regret this, cunt!”

“So crucify me” she hissed.

They left Barb as the museum was about to open. For the first half the day Barb’s attention was split between the museum guests gawking at her and the scrapping above her as they cleared the third floor hall for the big show that Barb would star in Saturday evening. She lit up a Madame Wu. She had indeed found them rather soothing. Outside her cell Despard Wragg appeared. He demanded “What are you doing, Ms. Moore?”

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“I’m standing here bored. Why do you ask?”

“Smoking is not allowed in the museum and you obviously have contraband. I am of a mind to add an hour to your time on the cross.”

Barb took a deep drag off the Madame Wu…

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…As she exhaled she said “Why don’t you make it two, prick?”

“Consider it done” Wragg replied…

Tree
 
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Those are hardly little buds you have there Siss. Look like more than a mouthful to Pp and he wouldn't tease you about them, buds or bigger.:D

Must be the Tomboy in me. ;)

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Got anything to say? :D
 
Tree fears her mother told her to keep her 'eye on the ball'. Since I can't tell if Siss is looking at my right or left ball I retreat to the bar...

Tree

As long as you can hit the open man on the give and go and not end up in the popcorn machine. A little double dribbling is acceptable.


Wouldn't you agree?

;)


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Must be the Tomboy in me. ;)



Got anything to say? :D
As long as you can hit the open man on the give and go and not end up in the popcorn machine. A little double dribbling is acceptable.
Wouldn't you agree?

;)

Pp isn't much on US-centric sport but even he reckons Siss is mixing at least three up here.
 
Pp isn't much on US-centric sport but even he reckons Siss is mixing at least three up here.

I never went for the NFL ref of putting it through the uprights.

More of a grounds keeper these days! :eek::oops::p:devil::spank::tits::doh:
 
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As long as you can hit the open man on the give and go and not end up in the popcorn machine. A little double dribbling is acceptable.


Wouldn't you agree?

;)


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Pp isn't much on US-centric sport but even he reckons Siss is mixing at least three up here.
I am not sure what Siss meant and I do sort of follow US sports (at my age I do not lead :doh::doh:) but I am sure if she flashed these...



...she would be called 'off sides' or a 'balk' or 'icing the puck' or maybe a 'red card'!!!

Tree
 
Tree sleeps to cause mayhem another day....

Thanks all for another fun night!!!

Tree

...what, Ulrika? 'Barb might not have had fun'? ...Like we care...
 
As long as you can hit the open man on the give and go and not end up in the popcorn machine. A little double dribbling is acceptable.


Wouldn't you agree?

;)


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double dribbling is acceptable Siss, but never double gushing, that is unless you have a proper receptacle ... but those are rules the NBA has yet to accept... oh wait, maybe that's the PGA....I never get these guys' sports things straight in my .....

better shut up Barb.....oh, ok, right Ulrika.:oops:
 
I am not sure what Siss meant and I do sort of follow US sports (at my age I do not lead :doh::doh:) but I am sure if she flashed these...



...she would be called 'off sides' or a 'balk' or 'icing the puck' or maybe a 'red card'!!!

Tree

In England or Australia she'd be out Breasts Before Wicket :rolleyes:
 
All day Friday a steady stream of people toured the museum with the main attraction being Barb naked in her cell. Most comments were done in third person about how good she would look writhing on the cross. Of course the comments weren’t worded that complementarily, sounding more like “I wish it hadn’t sold out. I would love to see her tits shaking when the bitch rides the cross.”

Indeed Barb’s crucifixion had sold out. She assumed that meant she was to hang naked before 50 people. But Barb’s vacation could be the poster child of ‘Murphy’s Law’ as anything that could go wrong (well… for Barb, at least) did!

The floor above her museum staff was busy preparing the great hall for Saturday’s scourging and crucifixion. Bars were set up and stocked with liquor and wines. Barb would hang from a cross in a nearly 20,000 sq. ft. hall and instead of 50 spectators there would be over 750 people there! Besides that RR Entertainment had long ago wired the hall to record any event there in high-definition TV.

Saturday evening would be a surreal experience for Barb…

Tree
 
SATURDAY MORNING AND AFTERNOON

Barb didn’t sleep well Friday night. It was well past midnight before she dozed off and her dreams were not exactly restful. The cowboy Tree’s words filled her head as she slept as she imagined what days nailed to a cross would be like.
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The dream invaded her sleep and woke her several times; finding she was still in the dimly lit cell where she was pending her crucifixion. She reached under the lumpy pillow and pulled out the crumpled pack of Madame Wu’s and the Zippo lighter. As she smoked it she pondered not six hours on the cross but eight and wished she would learn to hold her tongue.

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By the time the museum opened at 10 AM parking was in short supply as crowds came to see Barb.

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After the ‘exhibition’ sold out in hours, RR Entertainment announced that it had rented a nearby multiscreen cinema that would show Barb’s ordeal live and tickets had sold out in hours even though IMAX™ tickets cost $50 each and even the cheapest ‘digital projection’ tickets were $30.

Barb spent the morning and most of the afternoon being gawked at like a caged animal. The spectators enjoyed mocking her as she ate her lunch out of bowl with her fingers. The guard told her it was grits but the lukewarm bowl was bland and she wondered how it could be a popular dish in some parts. As bad as it was she ate it remembering her visit during the night with the cowboy names Tree when he told her eat and drink anything she was offered.

Though unaware of the time or even when things were to begin as the crowd started to thin as some headed to the theater while others climbed the stairs to the hall above her she knew the time was getting near. Her stomach was knotted from her growing fear. Imaging how bad it could have been if she knew about the scourging and that the now eight hours was really ten due to the ‘present’ Messa had bought for her. Oh, and those grits were laced with a mild laxative…

…hey I just report what happens…

Tree
 
SATURDAY MORNING AND AFTERNOON

Barb didn’t sleep well Friday night. It was well past midnight before she dozed off and her dreams were not exactly restful. The cowboy Tree’s words filled her head as she slept as she imagined what days nailed to a cross would be like.
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The dream invaded her sleep and woke her several times; finding she was still in the dimly lit cell where she was pending her crucifixion. She reached under the lumpy pillow and pulled out the crumpled pack of Madame Wu’s and the Zippo lighter. As she smoked it she pondered not six hours on the cross but eight and wished she would learn to hold her tongue.

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By the time the museum opened at 10 AM parking was in short supply as crowds came to see Barb.

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After the ‘exhibition’ sold out in hours, RR Entertainment announced that it had rented a nearby multiscreen cinema that would show Barb’s ordeal live and tickets had sold out in hours even though IMAX™ tickets cost $50 each and even the cheapest ‘digital projection’ tickets were $30.

Barb spent the morning and most of the afternoon being gawked at like a caged animal. The spectators enjoyed mocking her as she ate her lunch out of bowl with her fingers. The guard told her it was grits but the lukewarm bowl was bland and she wondered how it could be a popular dish in some parts. As bad as it was she ate it remembering her visit during the night with the cowboy names Tree when he told her eat and drink anything she was offered.

Though unaware of the time or even when things were to begin as the crowd started to thin as some headed to the theater while others climbed the stairs to the hall above her she knew the time was getting near. Her stomach was knotted from her growing fear. Imaging how bad it could have been if she knew about the scourging and that the now eight hours was really ten due to the ‘present’ Messa had bought for her. Oh, and those grits were laced with a mild laxative…

…hey I just report what happens…

Tree

Uh oh...think I need a bathroom....may I be excused please? No, I don't need an audience for that....alone will be just fine. Thank you.
 
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