While a turnoff to many (and not a turn-on for Tree) it is reality 'shit happens' and crucifixion wasn't really designed to be pretty... at least not close-up!!!Hum .....
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Barb's Vacation
- Thread starter thehangingtree
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Great story, Tree, and I really like the use of pics in this one.
Umm, is it too late to get tickets ?
So incredibly humiliating for poor Barb. Though I have to say if you are in a situation like this, make the best of it. She looks pretty damn good taking that crap (but I wouldn't buy tickets for that!)
Brilliant! Love the concept and the execution.
But, these cards must be an artists impression, she hasn't been crucified yet!
I was mainly amused by the juxtaposition of a girl in white with flowers with the obvious soiling on the stipes. Not really a turn on for me either.
Hondoboot2
QUAESTOR PULCHRITUDINIS
Fantastic story Tree. I read the beginning on the first day you posted, and loved it, but completely forgot to check back. I sincerely apologize for being late to the party. This is a fun read!
What are the scalpers getting for the tickets at this late in the game?
What are the scalpers getting for the tickets at this late in the game?
LittleSiss
Sorceress
The things that get aired (pardon my wording) on this site ....
Just the price of a cup of Coffee .................
What would you do?
Double trouble? ... royal flush? ... or 7 /10 split??????????
Pick your game.
Place your bets.
Fantastic story Tree. I read the beginning on the first day you posted, and loved it, but completely forgot to check back. I sincerely apologize for being late to the party. This is a fun read!
What are the scalpers getting for the tickets at this late in the game?
"Scalpers" is sooo politically incorrect. That would imply free market capitalist are the same as savage red skinned Indians!!!
doh: -Ulrika). But I hear the VIP tickets (face-value $2,500) are going for more than $10K...Tree
Thanks for all the comments from those that have followed and those catching up!!!
In the hall above her and at the cinema the crowds cheered at the Chambers Brothers’ ‘Time’ blared over the speakers. Barb’s time had come. Two guards entered her cell and ordered her to stand and put her hands behind her back. The female guard locked her wrists in steel cuffs. Barb winched as the cuffs were locked tight around her wrists and said “Hey bitch that’s tight enough!”
The guard tightened the cuffs two more clicks of the ratchets and said “You ought to learn your mouth shut, cunt.”
“What’s new?” Barb replied.
Shackles attached by a chain to her cuffs were locked around her ankles. The guard made sure the shackles were tighter than they needed to be. Barb asked if she was enjoying herself. The guard replied “When they are done with you these will feel like silk ribbons. Let’s go, cunt.”
Barb wondered how she had gone from a well-earned vacation to being a soon-to-be crucified ‘cunt’. She arrived at the bottom of the steps that led up to the hall where she would be bound to hang from a cross. She turned to the guards and said “I can do this myself.”
The guards backed off. Where else could she go???
Tree
The guard tightened the cuffs two more clicks of the ratchets and said “You ought to learn your mouth shut, cunt.”
“What’s new?” Barb replied.
Shackles attached by a chain to her cuffs were locked around her ankles. The guard made sure the shackles were tighter than they needed to be. Barb asked if she was enjoying herself. The guard replied “When they are done with you these will feel like silk ribbons. Let’s go, cunt.”
Barb wondered how she had gone from a well-earned vacation to being a soon-to-be crucified ‘cunt’. She arrived at the bottom of the steps that led up to the hall where she would be bound to hang from a cross. She turned to the guards and said “I can do this myself.”
The guards backed off. Where else could she go???
Tree
Where indeed? I wonder if Barb will get a copy of all this video, in place of the holiday pictures she's not getting to take while she's doing this gig.
Hondoboot2
QUAESTOR PULCHRITUDINIS
I am soooo politically incorrect!!! I will purchase a VIP ticket for 12k please"Scalpers" is sooo politically incorrect. That would imply free market capitalist are the same as savage red skinned Indians!!!
Tree
Thanks for all the comments from those that have followed and those catching up!!!
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Messa can sell to you some tickets, but they have a special'mention on their back ...
(like Barb'one ...)Perhaps yes, in an other life .... but Messa is also soothsayer somewhere ...
Riddles, riddles....Tree spins riddles.....who would wear a white sundress? Why did it make me feel good? What unforeseen consequence of my throwing that soiled pillow could possibly be coming? Only the Hanging Tree knows for sure. Stay tuned folks. And, by the way, what harm would setting fire to a roll of toilet paper have possibly done anyway? Just asking.
Isn't that always the question? I usually claim to have not read the small print. I think my mistake this time was telling Tree where I was going on vacation. He laid this little trap for me, knowing my weakness for wine and my fascination with crucifixion, and knowing that my friends would encourage me.....hey, wait...I am about to hang from a cross on stage before a live crowd....why am I explaining this?
Somehow I don't think I will have any say in what kind of interaction is going to occur
...crux women rarely do...Somehow I don't think I will have any say in what kind of interaction is going to occur
Quit reading ahead....
Tree
...crux women rarely do...
Quit reading ahead....
Just idly speculating in anticipation, old boy. Your show.
...an astute idle speculation- don't tell Barb!!!Just idly speculating in anticipation, old boy. Your show.
Tree
Just idly speculating in anticipation, old boy. Your show.
You guys and your secrets....no fair....what ever happened to full disclosure?
-Ulrika
You don't want that. Holidays are all about those surprising new experiences, the unanticipated, and the unplanned-for.