Bare-Naked (Famous) Ladies

[Apostate]

Just finished watching



in which Tony Randall just can’t pull off Hercule Poirot, and in which Ms. Ekberg appears disappointingly clothed. She has appeared bare ass naked earlier in this thread, but I’ve come across a few I haven’t seen before, and colonized versions of others.

In conclusion, .

 

[sympazero2]

Just finished watching

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in which Tony Randall just can’t pull off Hercule Poirot, and in which Ms. Ekberg appears disappointingly clothed. She has appeared bare ass naked earlier in this thread, but I’ve come across a few I haven’t seen before, and colonized versions of others.

In conclusion, .

I've also just finished watching.
Hear, hear!
(We've got to stop meeting like this!)

 

[poem21045]

Just finished watching

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in which Tony Randall just can’t pull off Hercule Poirot, and in which Ms. Ekberg appears disappointingly clothed. She has appeared bare ass naked earlier in this thread, but I’ve come across a few I haven’t seen before, and colonized versions of others.

In conclusion, .

I remember that Playboy spread (pun intended) on Ms. Ekberg. My brother, thank goodness, was a loyal buyer of the mag, which I sneakily perused. My chin still carries the scar from bouncing off the floor.

Somewhat seriously, I think the photo below of Jean Cannon (1961 Playboy, my first issue--I was 12) featured the first naked female breasts I had ever seen. I was under the mistaken impression for a few years that ALL women looked like that! My first second-base girlfriend was, understandably, somewhat of a disappointment.

Anyone else want to talk about the first naked pictures you saw of the opposite sex? (If you can't remember, you were either way too young --or you're now way too old!)

 

[Darkprincess69]

Somewhat seriously, I think the photo below of Jean Cannon (1961 Playboy, my first issue--I was 12) featured the first naked female breasts I had ever seen. I was under the mistaken impression for a few years that ALL women looked like that!

This is something that I've talked about previously in here - When you look at the girls from the 50s and 60s, they all have amazing breasts (and very often puffy nipples) that you just don't really see very often in today's models. Not sure if there was some secret magic with those old photoshoots but I have to say that they are a source of continuing delights to this day

 

[poem21045]

This is something that I've talked about previously in here - When you look at the girls from the 50s and 60s, they all have amazing breasts (and very often puffy nipples) that you just don't really see very often in today's models. Not sure if there was some secret magic with those old photoshoots but I have to say that they are a source of continuing delights to this day

I still blame Twiggy.

 

[Apostate]

Anyone else want to talk about the first naked pictures you saw of the opposite sex? (If you can't remember, you were either way too young --or you're now way too old!)

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Maybe they’re not supposed to count, but the models for Titian, Velasquez, Goya and Manet were the first parentally sanctioned nude women I ever saw, at the age of 11.

I'm on record as crediting the Rokeby Venus's ass for cementing my heterosexuality, and the Nude Maja for my first peek at pubic hair.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, they count.

 

[Apostate]

I still blame Twiggy.

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My tastes in female beauty are small-c catholic, meaning that, among a number of body types, slender, lithe small chested ladies do turn me on.

The example below is a possibly fake but still plausible photograph of Twiggy.

 

[Apostate]

Rita Hayworth was a wartime pinup and one of the sexiest Hollywood stars ever. She had her biggest hit playing the shady lady in "Gilda," which co-starred Glen Ford.

The photo of her and Ford below is fake. But it’s a wonderful fake.

 

[Darkprincess69]

Rita Hayworth was a wartime pinup and one of the sexiest Hollywood stars ever. She had her biggest hit playing the shady lady in "Gilda," which co-starred Glen Ford.

The photo of her and Ford below is fake. But it’s a wonderful fake.

Definitely an iconic beauty with amazing legs...

 

[Apostate]

Definitely an iconic beauty with amazing legs...
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And righteous breasts.

How the Hayes Office missed that see-through blouse in Gilda is one of the great mysteries of Hollywood history.

And the fourth photo below is an incredibly classy fake, another one included for reasons.

 

[LittleSiss]

One of my favorite iconic displays!


Amazing but sad …
It’s a gift and a curse!

 

[LittleSiss]

One of my favorite iconic displays!

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Amazing but sad …
It’s a gift and a curse!

Just to be clear.
I love the photo but it is from Playboy!

 

[Darkprincess69]

Just to be clear.
I love the photo but it is from Playboy!

Very nice - we were all thinking this was really you Siss

 

[Apostate]

Just to be clear.
I love the photo but it is from Playboy!

Which Google's search algorithms confirm.

A blessing surely, but is it really a curse?

 

[Apostate]

Very nice - we were all thinking this was really you Siss

Princess, I am the last person to chide you about that.

 

[LittleSiss]

Very nice - we were all thinking this was really you Siss

Oh! Sure!

I may have a similar affliction but not that extreme.


The gravity hopefully will be more gracious for me!

 

[Apostate]

I totally tuned out A Shot At Love, so I missed Tila Tequila‘s period of celebrity. I decline to post nude pictures or video of her, terabytes of which may be found online. Just google

Tila Tequila nude

Truth is the first time I even heard of her was when Robot Chicken dubbed her the "pre-pubescent alien whore."

 

[Apostate]

Turanga Leela is fictional, and famous primarily among Futurama's fanbase.

Gotta admit though, said fanbase has some very talented artists.

 

[Darkprincess69]

I totally tuned out A Shot At Love, so I missed Tila Tequila‘s period of celebrity. I decline to post nude pictures or video of her, terabytes of which may be found online. Just google

Tila Tequila nude

Truth is the first time I even heard of her was when Robot Chicken dubbed her the "pre-pubescent alien whore."

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[Hugin&Munin]

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Can't you switch servers over VPN? This video is running in Germany.