Mikerytel
Senator
Crux a Lago?Have I mentioned the Cruxton Abbey golf course?
It's not that weird. Plenty of room to land a helicopter
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Crisis at Cruxton Abbey
- Thread starter Barbaria1
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The only guests who don't enjoy Cruxton Abbey are those who enjoy a glass of Riesling.
For some reason there never seems to be any in the cellar.
Deadlocks, CCTV, Rottweiler dogs, armed guards. I've tried them all. Nothing seems to stop the haemorrhage of Riesling
Mikerytel
Senator
Next best thing to do is have no RieslingThe only guests who don't enjoy Cruxton Abbey are those who enjoy a glass of Riesling.
For some reason there never seems to be any in the cellar.
Deadlocks, CCTV, Rottweiler dogs, armed guards. I've tried them all. Nothing seems to stop the haemorrhage of Riesling
The only guests who don't enjoy Cruxton Abbey are those who enjoy a glass of Riesling.
For some reason there never seems to be any in the cellar.
Deadlocks, CCTV, Rottweiler dogs, armed guards. I've tried them all. Nothing seems to stop the haemorrhage of Riesling
I don’t understand what all the fuss is about.
Migoz2
Senator
Bull and Gunner.
Normally she glugs it straight from the bottle...
Mikerytel
Senator
And when especially thirsty she double fists two bottlesNormally she glugs it straight from the bottle...
In regard to the "plans" for a Christmas at Cruxton Abbey, what shall we do? IMO, a Hallmark approach is unacceptable since in those chix flix there are always children involved - so that's out. Unless....a totally adult, perverted and carnal Christmas....Wait! That's it - A Carnal Christmas at Cruxton!
It does not have to include naked crucifixions in "0" degree weather, nor do the Wraggs have to sacrifice their family Xmas celebrations. In past centuries, prisoners (men AND women) have spent miserable Christmases in dungeons. This year, at Cruxton, that could be transformed into a deliciously perverted Christmas experience - with all the "trimmings." 
It does not have to include naked crucifixions in "0" degree weather, nor do the Wraggs have to sacrifice their family Xmas celebrations. In past centuries, prisoners (men AND women) have spent miserable Christmases in dungeons. This year, at Cruxton, that could be transformed into a deliciously perverted Christmas experience - with all the "trimmings."
Well, that's a relief, anyway!
Mince pies, mistletoe and holly.
You get a particular kind of shriek from the servant girls when you take holly to their tight littles... Ho ho ho!
Mikerytel
Senator
Don't even ask what they do with the mistletoe.You get a particular kind of shriek from the servant girls when you take holly to their tight littles... Ho ho ho!
Can’t waitNow, traditional Christmas is followed by the Feast of Fools, when all the slaves and skivvies lord it for the day, and their lords and masters have to do the dirty work ...
Mikerytel
Senator
Biggest fool of them all.Can’t wait
some of us are Long overdue for some kind of a break…Now, traditional Christmas is followed by the Feast of Fools, when all the slaves and skivvies lord it for the day, and their lords and masters have to do the dirty work ...
Now, traditional Christmas is followed by the Feast of Fools, when all the slaves and skivvies lord it for the day, and their lords and masters have to do the dirty work ...
Can’t wait
The Feast of Fools is eagerly anticipated by the domestic staff at Cruxton Abbey.
Even if the landed gentry are less enthusiatic...The Feast of Fools is eagerly anticipated by the domestic staff at Cruxton Abbey.
Though they do appreciate the image!