Christmas at Cruxton Abbey will be a Hallmark classic. (Even without Candace Cameron Bure, since she has become too Christian for Hallmark.) There are plenty of cute Canadian actresses in Vancouver who will dress up the dungeons at Cruxton. Lights! Camera! Action! (Just make sure you have at least six Christmas trees in each dungeon chamber. Oh, and also two of those oversized nutcrackers at the doorway.)
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Crisis at Cruxton Abbey
- Thread starter Barbaria1
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Mikerytel
Senator
Great idea
Mikerytel
Senator
Off with her dress and onward to the dungeon
And Cruxton too, I suspect....
captivecuties
Senator
Strip her and whip her!
We always do something at Cruxton Abbey for Christmas. It's been a tradition for several years now. Which reminds me, I better get on with some Cruxton manips, or Bob will have trouble doing up his 2025 calendar.OMG! Yes! Christmas at Cruxton Abbey. Will it be like a Hallmark movie, OR …….
Fux her and Crux her!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
No, they will make sequel of "Home Alone at Cruxton". The Wraggs are on a ski Holiday in Switzerland. Barb is left alone in Cruxton Abbey! Imagine what could happen (e.g. with the Riesling Auslese and Eiswein stock)!OMG! Yes! Christmas at Cruxton Abbey. Will it be like a Hallmark movie, OR …….
Mikerytel
Senator
Barb will be the Kevin McAllister who lays traps everywhere when two burglar's break in name harry and MarvNo, they will make sequel of "Home Alone at Cruxton". The Wraggs are on a ski Holiday in Switzerland. Barb is left alone in Cruxton Abbey! Imagine what could happen (e.g. with the Riesling Auslese and Eiswein stock)!
Auberon
Condemned
How very interesting to hear. I am also an oenophile and that Auslese 2018 indeed sounds delectable...As housekeeping slavegirl, I've been studying the seasonal wine-lists for the Christmas cellar at Cuxton Abbey. I notice a Riesling Auslese 2018 described thus: 'A rare, numbered German Auslese from a vintage that produced high-quality noble rot. This is delicate and utterly delectable.'
'High-quality noble rot' is surely an apt description for our stock in trade on Crux Forums? And certainly 'delicate and utterly delectable'! I think I'd better order a case or three ... oops, £468 for 12 half-bottles.
You are trying to give me a stroke or heart attack, right?No, they will make sequel of "Home Alone at Cruxton". The Wraggs are on a ski Holiday in Switzerland. Barb is left alone in Cruxton Abbey! Imagine what could happen (e.g. with the Riesling Auslese and Eiswein stock)!
No, they will make sequel of "Home Alone at Cruxton". The Wraggs are on a ski Holiday in Switzerland. Barb is left alone in Cruxton Abbey! Imagine what could happen (e.g. with the Riesling Auslese and Eiswein stock)!
A storyline that might be worth pursuing. We really ought to do something good for the holidays.
OK. In Britain they don't do Thanksgiving, so let's go with Christmas (or Cruxmas
). We can give some thought to this and kick it around in the coming days.
Mikerytel
Senator
And a Christmas song. Barbara got ran over by a treedeer
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Careful what you wish for! The "Home Alone" franchise has already seen strange encounters!
Mikerytel
Senator
Where's the Riesling. Down the hall to the leftCareful what you wish for! The "Home Alone" franchise has already seen strange encounters!
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He was asking directions. I sent him off the wrong way. That’s too weird for even a Cruxton Abbey story,Careful what you wish for! The "Home Alone" franchise has already seen strange encounters!
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Mikerytel
Senator
As if having trump in the abbey wasn't weird Enough
Have I mentioned the Cruxton Abbey golf course?
It's not that weird. Plenty of room to land a helicopter