The job of the executioner is often long and laborious, the economic compensation for his efforts not just. The Centurion Octavio has an ingenious idea. Why not a crucifixion fashion pageant? Prisoners are marched to Skull hill in their miserable garments; minimal body coverage to incite the spectators imaginations as they envision the prisoners stripped naked just before that final ride on the wood.
All may vote on best prisoner and costume, much like in modern times in that swimsuit competition. Here are my candidates to vote on, perhaps some in the group have others. Again the idea is not full nudity but clever minimal coverage on a nicely shaped body.
1. Crucifixion loin cloth. Magnificent body and the executioner took great care in positioning the loin; minimal coverage and what is concealed is oh so suggestive.
2. Carryingthecross. Here is an old Madahv favorite of mine. Imagine his minimal coverage flapping about as he struggles and falls with his heavy burden.
3. Crucifixion March. This executioner getting a bit carried away here, as I don't see derriere coverage. Still the cross placard in front is inspired, as his crime is written out. Spectators throw stones at it, and it is fun to watch him waiver, try to maintain coverage.
4. Crucifixion Whipping. Fresh off the whipping post and ready for his death march. a primitive sort with a spare ragged garment. Sill he seems a strong sort and will be a keeper on the wood. His head band is great.
5. Coronation Mocked 2. Obviously a rebel of high standing, with that magnificent robe and scepter. It will be amusing to see how he will maneuver the robe to hide his intimate parts, especially as the patibulum is tied to his arms. Jeers and laughter here for sure.
So vote and rank them in order, and provide your own candidates
Just to get people going on a Monday. Have a great week everyone.