God....!! I never
knew how much of a palaver it was to try and fix up a crucifixion set of photos....
1: First you have to construct a cross....
(
Obviously....!!)
All that banging,sawing and screwing,in the confines of my kitchen (whilst praying that the airhead downstairs is out,so's not to disturb her.....)
2: Once constructed,said,Cross is affixed to door frame......making sure it
doesn't pop out when I'm on it......
grrrr !!
3 : Set up the camera app on phone,with a 10 second delay.....(make sure it's focused properly....etc etc....)
SUCH a
lot of arsing around.....!!
4:....Take my clothes off and find a suitable loincloth, or go naked !!
5: Test the stability of footrest.... Test pose.
6: Activate the camera,get upon Cross....pics taken,get down and check pictures,and swear because it's out of synch, cutting off my head,hands and/or feet....
And the bloody bed keeps getting in shot....!!
Repeat step 6
ad infinitum....or until battery goes flat,a hour before I'm due to go somewhere..... !!
GRRR !!
I'll get there....I want one so that I can be successfully manipped,in a realistic Crucifixion scenario.
(Oh......and I definitely need to shave off most of my pubes....
!! )