A traditional joke we do with newby ensigns on the bridge, is to send them to the engine room, to bring with a bag of coal from the ship's fuel bunkers!
It’s not nice to make fun of the ensigns! 
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Crux Trek - A Taste Of Crucifixion
- Thread starter Jollyrei
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It’s not nice to make fun of the ensigns! 
RacingRodent
Consul
View attachment 547602 It’s not nice to make fun of the ensigns!
How likely are you to remember this once you make Lieutenant?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
And I still see you return to the bridge : "Sir, Commander Rodent says I have to ask the ship's Chief-Hortator, but I cannot find him anywhere!"
And I still see you return to the bridge : "Sir, Commander Rodent says I have to ask the ship's Chief-Hortator, but I cannot find him anywhere!"
Hortator? Still looking that one up! 
But my plan was to skip grade straight to Statship Commander. 
RacingRodent
Consul
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View attachment 547619 But my plan was to skip grade straight to Statship Commander.
Statship? Is that something from Free Boer Star Republic or one of Lt. Phlebas's operational specialities?
Besides if you want to be promoted that far out of zone I think Admiral Old Slave will want more than just a good cup of coffee
Statship? Is that something from Free Boer Star Republic or one of Lt. Phlebas's operational specialities?
Besides if you want to be promoted that far out of zone I think Admiral Old Slave will want more than just a good cup of coffee
Typo
Don’t worry. I can handle Admiral O Slave!
Maybe for you. I think, it is funny.View attachment 547602 It’s not nice to make fun of the ensigns!
View attachment 547618 Hortator? Still looking that one up!
View attachment 547619 But my plan was to skip grade straight to Starship Commander.
That's exactly how it's done, Barb.
They sent me out for a tin of striped paint
and I came straight back with one!
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Dont care about the comments, Jolly, and continue your story ... It will happen what you do happen ...This story seems to be influencing other things in space-time - CF is now not even giving me alerts for my own thread.
That's exactly how it's done, Barb.
They sent me out for a tin of striped paint
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and I came straight back with one!
But now Wragg you can put aside those early humiliations, captaincy has its own rewards
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Since you are on the holodeck all the time, you do not receive the alerts!This story seems to be influencing other things in space-time - CF is now not even giving me alerts for my own thread.
I second that!Dont care about the comments, Jolly, and continue your story ... It will happen what you do happen ...
The crew is impatiently waiting for their orders!
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Don’t worry. I can handle Admiral O Slave!
The interview panel will now be Admiral O Slave and Rear Admiral F S Girl. Can you 'handle' both of them?
RacingRodent
Consul
Admiral you've said a lot about your Rear, is there any Vice that Moore should know of?
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Having second thoughts now about showing up for that interview
Maybe if you can solve this "crucifixion" mystery, promotion will be automatic.
HQ has investigated this "crucifixion" concept, and from the limited information available, it appears fairly innocuous:
windar
Teller of Tales
You're expecting Moore to solve a mystery?
Good luck with that She's good at getting herself in to jams and needing rescue, but solving isn't her forte...
You're expecting Moore to solve a mystery?
RacingRodent
Consul
You're expecting Moore to solve a mystery?
As Jessica Rabbit might say
Moore is not bad at solving mysteries, she is just written that way