Crux Trek - A Taste Of Crucifixion

[Madiosi]

The Crew of CFS Cunnilingus

 

[windar]

View attachment 546291 Well, come a little closer. I’m sure we can work this out. The Captain is just a human (boring in the bedroom) and I have no interest in being flogged. But I understand that Vulcan sex is out of this galaxy. I’m hot and ready. Bring it on, but be careful not to rip my uniform. These short little red things are expensive and come out of my pay.

It's not pon farr for another five years, Moore, but maybe I'll make an exception for you

 

[Barbaria1]

The Crew of CFS Cunnilingus
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Any reason why I am looking up?

Alright! Which one of you just pinched my tight little?

 

[Eulalia]

If you don't stop we'll have to try that ancient naval remedy for whiny crew members-a good flogging with the cat o'nine tails!

How about making her walk the plank?

 

[Wragg]

boring in the bedroom

Two can play the demerits game!

 

[Barbaria1]

Two can play the demerits game!

Ouch!!! My poor tight little! Now I know why I am looking at the ceiling in that staff pic on the bridge!

 

[messaline]

This seems a good place to pop in a clip from an - at present unfinished - space epic on DevArt
'Ticket to Ceres', by the very talented Anatoly Sennov -
essentially his heroine Olga has been captured on a spacecraft
by a rather incompetent villain who's screwed the technology and she's having to take control
to try to get them both out of the shit he's got them into...


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could be Acting Lt Commander/ grindslave eul?

Re - Oooooh!

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[RacingRodent]

View attachment 546296 Re - Oooooh!

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You do all realise in between swearing a lot I also fix things?

 

[Barbaria1]

You do all realise in between swearing a lot I also fix things?

Space Squirrel

 

[rb1956]

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I am not that hippy! I have a tight little, remember?



Back in your cave, Goldman!



That’s just not very helpful OS!



And let that be on all of your permanent records!

well you look hot in red...but nothing beats nude!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RacingRodent]

View attachment 546298 Space Squirrel

I think I prefer my EVA suit with fewer pearls and thicker gloves and a few more life support features thanks

 

[Barbaria1]

View attachment 546300 I think I prefer my EVA suit with fewer pearls and thicker gloves and a few more life support features thanks

Like that nifty removable crotch patch?

 

[RacingRodent]

Like that nifty removable crotch patch?

Ever ready for the call to action Ensign

 

[Barbaria1]

Ever ready for the call to action Ensign

Not unless you grow a lot taller, Shorty! The Vulcan is my man now.

 

[Wragg]

Is this some kind of a record, Jollyrei?

Four pages of Crux chatter?

And all of it on topic!

 

[Barbaria1]

Is this some kind of a record, Jollyrei?

Four pages of Crux chatter?

And all of it on topic!

You expected something else?

 

[Wragg]

View attachment 546312 You expected something else?

All of it on topic despite Barb's best efforts to send it in the same direction as the CFS Anilingus by distracting the driver...

 

[Barbaria1]

All of it on topic despite Barb's best efforts to send it in the same direction as the CFS Anilingus by distracting the driver...

Distracting? Moi? I’m flattered.

 

[bobinder]

"Erm Lieutenant you are relieved to sick bay, Dr Bobinder please stand by for preliminary psyche evaluation,"

Aye aye, Commander - Cupid and Psyche are getting it on in my cabin right now - any chance of fixing that leak on the Holodeck?

 

[LittleSiss]

The Crew of CFS Cunnilingus
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There seems to be some quantum interference on the left !!!!!!

It may matter or just anti-matter???