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... She's waiting for you in the study, M'Lord...Do these gals think that we buy these expensive cars just so they can drape themselves all over them? It'll be the dungeon for her if she doesn't mend her ways!
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Excellent. She can get her fingers sticky again!... She's waiting for you in the study, M'Lord...
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... She's waiting for you in the study, M'Lord...
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I think m'lord is about to get his fingers sticky, and more besides.
I wonder, do female secretions bring out the best in old auto paintwork? Let's find out!
Indeed, milord! These new girls should keep in mind what happens to girls who listen too much to the stories told by Miss Moorehead. They should remember what happened to Miss Kathy and her friend when Miss Moorehead told them it would be fine to take out the Rolls for a spin.What on earth does that girl think she is doing?
Look at her!
She's got her sticky little fingers all over that chrome!
Do these gals think that we buy these expensive cars just so they can drape themselves all over them? It'll be the dungeon for her if she doesn't mend her ways!
On the other hand, I think, to be fair, you had a rather fine day out there, your Lordship.
Indeed, milord! These new girls should keep in mind what happens to girls who listen too much to the stories told by Miss Moorehead. They should remember what happened to Miss Kathy and her friend when Miss Moorehead told them it would be fine to take out the Rolls for a spin.
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On the other hand, I think, to be fair, you had a rather fine day out there, your Lordship.
Love that personalized license plate ... very classy!
His Lordship is always prepared for these eventualities.Indeed, milord! These new girls should keep in mind what happens to girls who listen too much to the stories told by Miss Moorehead. They should remember what happened to Miss Kathy and her friend when Miss Moorehead told them it would be fine to take out the Rolls for a spin.
On the other hand, I think, to be fair, you had a rather fine day out there, your Lordship.
Not that his car would ever need them, of course, but the installation of two tow ropes in the 'emergency' kit was an inspired move on his part.
As is aptly demonstrated by this particular incident...
Let it never be said that Lord Wragg is not prepared for every eventuality.His Lordship is always prepared for these eventualities.
Not that his car would ever need them, of course, but the installation of two tow ropes in the 'emergency' kit was an inspired move on his part.
As is aptly demonstrated by this particular incident...
Let it never be said that Lord Wragg is not prepared for every eventuality.
Which is why every bedroom has a four-poster bed and the cellar dungeon is well stocked with all the necessary equipment and accoutrements
Indeed so, and a good thing too, since the well stocked wine cellars are such a temptation to some people, eh?Which is why every bedroom has a four-poster bed and the cellar dungeon is well stocked with all the necessary equipment and accoutrements
A fine day out? I thought my time was up! Haven't you seen the way Miss Moorehead drives? Kept driving on the right, dammit!Indeed, milord! These new girls should keep in mind what happens to girls who listen too much to the stories told by Miss Moorehead. They should remember what happened to Miss Kathy and her friend when Miss Moorehead told them it would be fine to take out the Rolls for a spin.
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On the other hand, I think, to be fair, you had a rather fine day out there, your Lordship.
Mind you, I hadn't realised that you'd managed to acquire quite such a fine image of the consequences...
The other cars run through to CX WRAGG
Indeed so, and a good thing too, since the well stocked wine cellars are such a temptation to some people, eh?
Who? Me?
twonines
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Is the two glass rule still in place, or has that gone with the wind.
twonines
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Frankly my dear, I don`t give a damn.
messaline
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Indeed, milord! These new girls should keep in mind what happens to girls who listen too much to the stories told by Miss Moorehead. They should remember what happened to Miss Kathy and her friend when Miss Moorehead told them it would be fine to take out the Rolls for a spin.
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On the other hand, I think, to be fair, you had a rather fine day out there, your Lordship.
Not for Barb !!!
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twonines
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In the 1950s ,an English aristocrat took his Roller on a tour of Spain. On one of the then rough minor roads he broke a half shaft and had to contact the Factory in Derby. They immediately despatched a team who carried out the necessary repairs and got him back on his way.Two years later, he had not received a bill so he contacted Rolls Royce head office asking for one to be sent at once,only to be told "We have no record of this incident Sir"Not for Barb !!!
twonines
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The implication that half shafts do not break on a Roller was more apposite.