Welcome to Dolcett
a message from the mayor
Welcome to Dolcett, Woman-Meat Capital of the World! Our community is proud to be the birthplace of the great woman-eating movement that is now bringing delight to so many men, and true fulfillment to so many ladies, all over the globe!
Visitors are of course most welcome to try the delicacies on offered by internationally renowned chefs in our many award-winning restaurants, diners and drive-thrus – whether you fancy just a crackling fried chick-breast, a big-girlburger, a hearty rolled and stuffed she-rump or roast leg of lady, or the exquisite gourmet delicacy, grilled cunt, our attentive nude waitresses will be honored to serve you!
Girls are roasted daily at shops and restaurants around the town, you can watch one being impaled on the spit, jerking and jolting, even orgasming, as she starts to cook, then, as the afternoon moves on into evening, sample the delicious, dripping, sizzling cuts when the first cuts are offered. The ‘pig’ (as we call her) will probably still be alive to be honored by the sight of you relishing her scrumptious flesh before she passes into oblivion.
And why not pay a visit to our famous Female Butchery Facility, where you can view all the processes involved in converting a tasty young woman into delicious meat. Our Livestock Market is open daily too, where you can watch hundreds of women being paraded naked and auctioned to eager buyers from the world-wide woman-food industry. If you’ve an unwanted daughter, why not bring her along, we’ll take her off your hands and give you bucks in exchange!
Then there’s our Freedom Farms, where girls are raised from birth as livestock for the meat-trade, in strictly organic, female-friendly conditions with utmost attention to woman-welfare, until they come of age to be sold as top-quality meat.
And for outdoor enthusiasts, there’s good rough hunting in the Dolcett Hills, where a sizeable population of feral woman live wild and may be chased and shot on sight with no license required. Or you may prefer to join a hunting party in Eulalia Park, where a herd of rare-breed Scottish Linkies is kept: they’re recognized world-wide as the greatest quarry for the chase, and the supreme taste experience when you’ve caught and cooked them!
Whatever your taste in girl-meat, you’ll love this town, take home some chill-packed treats to share with your friends – or even a whole live girl for a barbecue – and come again soon, tell your friends to come too!
Jim Loco
Mayor of Dolcett