Sir Henry
Governor
Ooops...!?Mmhhhh it's dangerous you didn't know if you materialize yourself on or down the cross.
I think I should ask "Dr. Emmett Brown"...
Ooops...!?Mmhhhh it's dangerous you didn't know if you materialize yourself on or down the cross.
Sorry I correct "you don't know" this stupid automatic writingMmhhhh it's dangerous you don't know if you materialize yourself on or down the cross.
How much would the patibulum weigh?Let's see how far you would get with the patibulum on your shoulders and under the whip...
Maybe just the moderate whip on your path of suffering and then the rest of the whipping just before your cross is raised...?
Depends on how big you make it and what type of wood you use.How much would the patibulum weigh?
... (At least that's how it is in my fantasy).
According to the internet, so it must be true :How much would the patibulum weigh?
57kg would be the bodyweight of the woman carrying the patibulum. Carrying it any appreciable distance looks like a nearly impossible task. She must have help!According to the internet, so it must be true :
The commonly used low cross was 1.8 - 2.4 m tall and the patibulum 1.5 - 1.8 m long and it weighed well over 130 kg, with the patibulum alone weighing up to 57 kg . The stipes was usually implanted ahead of the crucifixion event, and the patibulum attached after the victim had been nailed or tied to it.
@Eulalia Thank you for the information , the patibulum weighs nearly as much as I do , so obviously I would not have the ability to carry itAccording to the internet, so it must be true :
The commonly used low cross was 1.8 - 2.4 m tall and the patibulum 1.5 - 1.8 m long and it weighed well over 130 kg, with the patibulum alone weighing up to 57 kg . The stipes was usually implanted ahead of the crucifixion event, and the patibulum attached after the victim had been nailed or tied to it.
This was an impromptu scene I did with Wenona a long time ago when her body was peak for crucifying.
Oh you know, Kathy, I may be a devilish beast - but not entirely without soul and heart:How much would the patibulum weigh?
Thank you for your compliments, but I don't quite understand, Messaline:What a wonderful fantasy ... If only I could be involved in it ...
andAccording to the internet, so it must be true :
The commonly used low cross was 1.8 - 2.4 m tall and the patibulum 1.5 - 1.8 m long and it weighed well over 130 kg, with the patibulum alone weighing up to 57 kg . The stipes was usually implanted ahead of the crucifixion event, and the patibulum attached after the victim had been nailed or tied to it.
@Eulalia Thank you for the information , the patibulum weighs nearly as much as I do , so obviously I would not have the ability to carry it
I think I could carry 25 kg with incentive from the caneOh you know, Kathy, I may be a devilish beast - but not entirely without soul and heart:
You're a graceful tiny woman. Well, that's why I'd show some mercy and impose a little patibulum tailored to you. Let's say 25 to 30 kg (55 to 65 lbs)???
Would that suit you?
And so that you don't break down prematurely, just a few strokes of the cane on your little bum on the way from the dungeon to the cross. Okay?
(But then I'll nail you very, very slowly... I'm afraid THAT will really hurt.)
PERSONAL MESSAGE TO THE CONVICTED KATHY - VIA COURIER TO PRISONI think I could carry 25 kg with incentive from the cane
Slurp slurp what fantastic show. Sorry S.H. and what about crown of thorns and cornu ? I think that Kathy could endure both, cause she saves a lot of pain with these soft rules. They are as cherry on the cake. Aren't they ?PERSONAL MESSAGE TO THE CONVICTED KATHY - VIA COURIER TO PRISON
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All right, I have just informed the Magistrate and the Judicial Council that
I.) Kathy, who has been sentenced to the cross, is to be given a maximum 25 kg patibulum.
II.) I have also instructed and ordered that you are not to be molested or sexually abused while in custody in the dungeon.
III.) My last order was that the three Ledionaires who lead you from your cell to the place of execution are not to whip you, but that only a peeled willow rod of moderate strength is to be used on your bottom.
Sorry, unfortunate Kathy, that's all I can do for you at the moment; we'll see each other at your cross on Sunday at 6am at the place of execution.
You may scream during the nailing, but you would make me proud if you were a brave girl.
Your executor
Oh yes, I forgot: I have also ordered a particularly tasty last meal for you. With one last (small) cup of wine. Enjoy it!
How true!Slurp slurp what fantastic show. Sorry S.H. and what about crown of thorns and cornu ? I think that Kathy could endure both, cause she saves a lot of pain with these soft rules. They are as cherry on the cake. Aren't they ?
I'm not involved in any religious matter, but....C.O.T. is so humiliating, painful and choreographic ( face bleeding !! ) that I always suggest to executors to push it hardHow true!
But your question about the crown of thorns is justified and quickly answered: I reject it. Because I'm not a fan of silly religious fairy tales and that's why I don't act out Jesus scenes with my female delinquents.
But as far as the cornu is concerned, I don't remember sparing her that. I apologize if I didn't mention it: the cornu, rectal or vaginal (I often use a twin cornu) is an essential and fundamental part of all my crucifixions!
Now, Kathy is a very petite little lady. In my rare display of magnanimity, I spare her torment in advance. With my instructions not to molest and abuse her, the use of a cane instead of strong whippings, a patibukum appropriate to her stature and a delicious last meal with a small cup of red wine, I give her a few last pleasant hours in this life.
This right is mine as chief executor and I only make use of it in a few exceptional cases. She is one of those exceptions.
You think I'm too soft?
Oho, then you'd better not be there for the actual crucifixion and the many hours afterwards in which I will keep her alive: she will - and believe me! - suffer terribly and the steel cornu will cause her additional terrible pain and make her bleed.
The road to her redemptive death will be cruel. It doesn't have to be the hours before her crucifixion.
And yes, I think she knows all this too... At least she probably suspects it.
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Now Kathy, calm down again! Don't cry. Otherwise I'll get angry and then my goodwill will melt away...
I gladly accept your suggestion: So let's leave it to the condemned to decide on "a less ladylike crown"...May I propose to let Kathy decide about the crown ?
Excuse me for thinking you might avoid to Kathy the cornu. Why in metal and not in wood ? Ecological and recyclablel.
Oh, thank you so much for your compliment!Sir Henry you are making me want to beg you to torture me to death, too…