While we're swinging together and catching crabs, here's a piece I made up 11 years ago!
Beaten Boating Song
Mind you, the original's so naffly gay it takes some beating!
Not sure how familiar it'll be across the Atlantic, or the North Sea -
Google 'Eton Boating Song' for links to read the words and/or hear the tune
Connie-boating weather -
Mistress to please,
Crack of whip-leather,
Men taking their ease,
While we swing, swing together,
With my body between her knees,
Yes, swing, swing together,
My body between her knees.
Hansi's cruel wit's clever,
Helmut lashes me - howww!!!
But I'll row forever
With Connie stroking my bow,
And nothing can possibly sever
The chains that are round me now,
No, nothing can possibly sever
The chains that are round me now.