Today, a Polish friend sent me this link to a video in German with the introduction text: "Modern Germany explained by a short example about a snow man and a snow woman" - the translation of the German spoken text follows just below:
German text translated into English:
8:00 am: I have just built a snowman.
8:10 am: A very emancipated woman on the way to her work complains why this is not a snow woman.
9:00 am: I have built a snow woman next to the snow man.
9:15 am: A passing by kindergarten teacher complains about the gently indicated breasts of the snow woman.
9:20 am: A gay man across the street complains why there aren't two snow
men and only a traditional couple in my garden.
9:25 am: A vegan neighbor complains that the carrot noses are a waste of food.
9.30 am: A man insults me as a racist because both snow - "human beings" are completely white.
9:35 am: My neighbor Fatma demands a headscarf for the snow woman.
9:40 am: The police arrives and observes the growing crowd.
9:45 am: A special German police force arrives because the broomstick could be used as a weapon.
9:50 am: ISIS claims to have inspired the snowman as a covert terrorist attack on German traditions.
9:55 am: My smartphone is confiscated and evaluated while I'm transported blindfolded in a helicopter to the German Attorney General who is investigating crimes against the German state and I am now a suspect of a membership in a terrorist movement.
10:00 am: I am asked about accomplices in building the snowman and the snow woman.
10.15 am: I am fed up and declare in an official statement that I will never again build a snowman.
P.S.: I forgot that this man had to pay a fine of 1000,- € because these snow sculptures did not wear protection masks and did not have a security distance!
If this man only had been as lazy as I am in the cold German seasons, he probably would not have had such problems because my snowmen are usually looking like this one and I create them behind my home ... because I am a very, very careful German :