“Well, Ms Moore. I think you’ll do quite well as ‘exhibit 13’ here at the ‘Paris, Arkansas Interactive Museum and Educational Center for How to Deal with a Recalcitrant Blue State Bride’.”
Mmmmmphhh …”
And we’re especially grateful to Mr Billy Bob Tree for handing you over to us as a citizen donation after only three days of marriage.
“MMMMMPHHH!!”
Now, prepare yourself. We open in 10 minutes and I’m told there’s quite a line already forming out in the admission hall. Seems that two busloads of good ole boys have come down out of the backcountry hills south of here on a special NailusMartyrs sponsored tour. They’ve been on the road for nearly three hours and are all moonshined up and raring to go.”
“Mmmphhhhh!”
“Good luck Moore!”