Here are some girls celebrating maiden day, where all the unmarried girls of marrying age spend the day in the seaside fishing village naked to attract courtship from the boys.
Um, where, err, where would this village be, exactly, Jack?
I ask purely out of curiosity
"Virgin Trains apologizes for the late running of this service; this is due to the wrong kind of crucifixion on the line..."
I remember that excuse, "the wrong kind of snow". Along with "leaves on the line".
British trains are very delicate