Phlebas's pics
have suggested a little poem:
Conquered
Azure, a saltire
Argent, my white limbs
X-crossed, stretched Scotch girl -
Cruel English lash!
Gules across bare bens,
Gorge down my breast-glen,
Gore-ripped my blue shorts,
Cross of St George!
Explanation: my white body stretched on the St Andrew's Cross in blue denim shorts
made me think of Scotland's flag - 'azure a saltire argent' is the heraldic description.
The 'cruel English lash' cuts red (heraldic 'gules') across my 'bare bens' (mountains - breasts, obviously)
and down my "breast-glen", cleavage ("gorge" plays on the verbal sense "devour" and the noun "deep chasm").
"Gore-ripped" plays on "gore" = 1 "blood" (red) and 2 "a triangular bit of cloth, or an angular cut in cloth" -
on the Union Jack (UK flag), the blue of Scotland is hacked into 8 angular scraps, like my whip-ripped blue shorts,
and, like the whip-weals on my body, the red cross of St George is imposed on it!