Orange Turns BLACK AND BLUE
By Tiredny
Author's Note: Loosely based upon the TV series Orange is the New Black. Characters are of my own invention.
Pepper turned to Maxine and in a hushed voice asked, “What are we going to do? They caught us having
SEX in prison!! What were we thinking? I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD WAIT UNTIL LIGHTS-OUT!”
Maxine was getting frustrated with her twenty-eight-year-old girlfriend and answered, “Look we got caught. It's NOT the end of the world, Peeps! It's a 200 series SHOT (incident report). Our punishment will most likely be five or six days in SHU (Segregated Housing Unit – aka solitary). It won't affect our current release dates. Well... as long as we don't get any more 200 SHOT's. It used to be that you had to get three or four 200 SHOT's in a year before it had any effect.”
“
What?? It can delay my release date! OH Noooooo...” cried a distraught Pepper.
“I just told you it probably will have NO impact! Peeps, how many 200 SHOT's do you have?”
“Ummm let me think...” responded Pepper, “Actually, I think I only have 100 series SHOT's, but five or six of them.”
“Peeps, 100 SHOT's aren't logged, so your record is clean. Will you please
RELAX! You are driving me crazy!”
“But, Max, you said it 'used to be'. You know the new warden is 'clamping down'. What if they changed the rules? I mean, I'm supposed to get out of here in five months. Everyone is expecting me. What am I going to tell my family?”
Maxine was getting more frustrated by the minute and finally offered, “Peeps, if you are THAT concerned, you can always attend tonight's AAP.”
“AAP!? What's that?”
“AAP stands for
Alternate Administrative Punishment. There is a session every night 30 minutes before lights-out. You go, sign the forms, take your medicine and the 200 SHOT is erased - never to be added to your record.”
An ecstatic Pepper exclaimed, “Oh thank you, Maxie! I just knew you'd find a solution. That's what we'll do then.”
“Now wait a minute, Peeps! I don't want to go to AAP! I'd rather serve my time in SHU.”
“Now wait, if you do that, the SHOT still gets put on your record; doesn't it?”
“Yeah... it does, but I already told you the probability that it will impact our release dates is low.”
“
LOW is not good enough! We are going to APP.”
“It's AAP and I'm
NOT going! You can go.”
Now Pepper was the frustrated one. Glaring at her thirty-two-year-old girlfriend she queried, “What do you mean; you're not going, Max? Why not?”
“I'd rather spend my time
SITTING in SHU catching up on my reading and correspondence. Meanwhile, you'll be back here working, but
NOT sitting.”
An even more exasperated Pepper sought clarification with, “Max, what are you talking about?”
“Peeps, I told you that in AAP you'd have to take your medicine. What did you think I meant?”
“Well, I just assumed we'd get a whole bunch of extra work assignments, but awful ones - like cleaning toilets, shoveling snow.”
“Not even close, Peeps. You get paddled.”
“PADDLED??? You mean like in High School?” asked a stunned Pepper.
“Yep, just like in High School. I'm just guessing here, but I suspect you never experienced a paddling. Right?”
“Actually, everyone got paddled. I got it a dozen or so times and... it hurts like
HELL!”
“Really, Peeps? A 'dozen or so' times! Do you remember any of them?”
“Not really... Except for the four times I wore a skirt. Can you believe the principal made me lift my skirt and he applied the paddle right on my panties? My god that hurt! Ohhh wait... don't tell me we get paddled on our prison underpants?”
“Well for once, Peeps, you are right. You do NOT get paddled on your prison underpants. Peeps, your underpants are dropped to your ankles.”
“
WHAT!!! That is dreadful! You mean we get paddled on our bare bottoms?! No, No... This can't be legal,” exclaimed Pepper.
“Again, you are correct. It is NOT! That's why it only happens, Peeps, when you fill out and sign a BOP form officially
REQUESTING an AAP.”
~00O00~
The Bureau of Prisons (BOP) was as mindless as any government bureaucracy. It was chock full of 'stupid rules' enforced by 'stupid people'. Take drug offenses for example. If an inmate was high, nobody cared. After all, 95% of the inmates were in prison because of drugs (either selling or addicted or both). But if an inmate was caught in the act of taking drugs, that was punished by a 200 series SHOT. Much, much worse was if an inmate was caught smuggling drugs in - that meant a 400 series SHOT and usually years added to their sentence in addition to a lengthy term is SHU.
In short, BOP had created an environment where drugs were of extreme high demand and only seriously punished the 'satisfiers' of this demand, while those consuming the drugs were lightly punished... if at all.
Even the AAP was entangled in a bureaucratic mess. BOP knew AAP was far, far more effective than SHU (solitary confinement) in female prisons, yet it was only available in the minimum-security
Female Prison Camps. Disciplinary problems in these “camps” were for the most part minor compared to medium and maximum security prisons where discipline problems often spiraled out of control.
BOP's attitude was: “Why bother? Nothing can reform the 'hard core' convicts.” So, they just locked them away in SHU for increasingly longer periods and the inmates exited SHU even crazier than they went in.
It is just a total shame, because BOP knew that the corporal punishment in AAP worked on female inmates. Female prisoners were far worse behaved than their male counterparts. Thus, they built bigger and bigger facilities to house the misbehaving female inmates in single cell segregated units, with nothing to show for it. That is, NO net improvement in behavior; if anything, behavior deteriorated.
Female inmates didn't like SHU, because it was difficult having no one to talk to for several days. In comparison by BOP's own research, female inmates greatly FEARED paddlings and would do ANYTHING (even complying with rules) to avoid.
~00O00~
“Oh, well then that's what we'll do. We'll fill out that form and as you said, 'take our medicine'. This way our records will be clean, and our release dates will NOT be delayed.”
“Peeps, I don't want a paddling. Like you said, 'It hurts like hell', and yes... I can say that from experience. I've gone the AAP route before.”
Pepper then changed tactics and started pleading: “Please, please, Maxie, you've got to go with me. I'd be lost without you. Max, you can't let me go to AAP alone.”
“Yes, I can let you go alone, but once again, Peeps, I'll do as you ask; even though... I'll pay for it in the end. '
IN THE END' - get it?”
“Yeah, funny, ha ha. So what do we do?”
“First thing we do is go to the admin desk and request a set of AAP forms. We then fill out all three pages answering all of the questions. We date the last form, but do NOT sign. One of the medical team, usually a nurse, will witness our signatures.”
“Medical?? What do they have to do with this?” asked Pepper.
“Medical has the authority to reject AAP requests. We return the filled-out forms to the admin desk and then an hour before lights out we go to the Medical Clinic. Medical verifies the info we provided is correct. That is, we've had no heart problems or medical emergencies within the last 3 months. We then pee in a cup and they check the pupils of our eyes. Once the sample results show negative for drugs or pregnancy, Medical then performs a visual inspection of our bare bottoms. Based upon this inspection and they check one of the three boxes on the last page:
OK for paddle or strap
OK for strap ONLY
Rejected
This is the page we sign, they witness, and we take with us to the AAP room.”
“WOW, seems like they go through a lot of trouble,” observed a surprised Pepper.
“Yeah, well BOP doesn't like lawsuits, so they make sure we are 'fit for the paddle'. They also know that inmates in the past have tried to cheat by taking alcohol or drugs. Ergo, Peeps, in their sincere concern for our well-being, they want to ensure we get the full benefit from our spankings.”
“WOW, how thoughtful of them! Perish the thought we might NOT get the full benefit from our spankings. I feel much better about this entire process now. But what was this strap only option? You said we'd get a paddling?” questioned Pepper.
“Well, if you been recently paddled and your backside is blistered and black and blue, Medical can restrict you to the prison strap. Apparently, it doesn't bruise as much. Like I said before, Peeps, BOP doesn't like lawsuits.”
“Once again this is very considerate of them! So, if your rump is already very sore, you get off easy. Right, Max?”
“Ahhh, NOT so fast, Peeps. While that strap hurts less than the paddle, you get more swats. From what I've seen there is little difference, except bruising and the fact that they will frequently apply the strap to your thighs.”
“Oh NOW that is nice. If your bottom is already black and blue, they can paint your thighs some nice shades of blue, black and red. How very thoughtful of them!”
“Yes, indeed BOP has this process down pat. We should be thankful that we are in such good hands.”
“Max, can I assume the paddle will be applied only to our bottoms?”
“Yes, that's my understanding.”
“So how many swats will we get?”
“Depends upon the level of the SHOT and how many SHOT's. It's six swats for a 100 series, twelve swats for a 200 series, eighteen for a 300 and twenty-four for a 400 series. It's rare to have more than one SHOT, but I've seen cases where people earned more than a single SHOT. Now instead of the set of six paddle swats, you can opt for ten strokes with the strap. They'll explain all of this once we are in the AAP room, although I'm not sure in what language. Nobody understands their explanations.”
“Max, did you say we can opt for the strap? I thought Medical decided for us.”
“Yes, and yes, Peeps. Medical can restrict us to the strap, but we all have the option to be punished with the strap. It's kinda of weird, but the Latino girls almost always prefer the strap. I don't know if it's a cultural thing or just that they are more familiar with being spanked with a strap. Anyhow, yes, you can choose to be punished with the strap. In fact, in our case we can choose both! Since we are due 12 swats, we could choose the paddle for the first six and then ten swats with the strap in lieu of the remaining six paddle swats.”
“How would that work, Maxie? We holler 'time out' and request a change in implements?”
“I don't think I mentioned, Peeps, but we get six swats at a time. Typically, you get six swats then return to the back of the line, so time elapses between each set of six swats. It's kind of convoluted, but it depends upon how many people show up at AAP. CO's understand the rules and it's rumored they even have to pass a written test before they can participate in an AAP.”
“OK, I think I understand. At each set of six, we can request a strapping in lieu of a paddling?”
“Basically, that's it. Now that you know what's involved, Peeps, are you sure you want to go through with this?”
“Absolutely, Max! I do NOT want to go to SHU. Even more importantly, I don't want my record to reflect a SHOT which may delay my release date. We are going! Besides, getting paddled isn't the end of the world.”
“OK, then let's go get those damn forms...”
With that they both headed to the admin desk.
~00O00~
An hour before lights out, Pepper and Maxine reported to Medical. They were processed exactly as Maxine described and both were OK'd for the paddle. They were then sent to the AAP room, a medium sized room with several tables along the short wall opposite the doorway. Then in the middle of this room there was an apparatus to hold inmates during their punishment. Its main feature was an adjustable padded inclined ramp approximately a foot wide that the inmates leaned over. Its height was adjusted by the CO's with a foot lever. Once in position the inmate would be “leaned over” with their bottoms in perfect position for a paddling. While the “ramp” was strong, it was NOT intended to support the inmates. Two other features were some bungee cords to lift the inmates' upper garments clear of their bottoms and two weight loaded handles that the inmates had to reach out and grab.
Soon the door was closed and in the room, there were six inmates, three CO's (correction officers) and a nurse. The Lead CO started off with, “Welcome to our
OPTIONAL Alternate Administrative Punishment Session. I CANNOT stress enough that this is
OPTIONAL. If at any time you decide to “opt out”, just head out the door and return to your dorm.” He then read the rules for AAP and as Maxine predicted, no one understood the overly complicated rules. Clearly this statement was drafted by one of BOP's legal eagles.
Of the three CO's, there were two females, and their leader was a male. (This was pretty consistent with the make-up of the prison CO population.) After reading the prepared statement, the Lead CO continued, “Yeah, I know that was awful, so let me try to explain our expectations in simple terms. In short, you must participate and cooperate with your punishment. Failure to do so and your SHOT will NOT be erased. You do that by quickly obeying all commands and once in position, you do NOT let go of the handles until instructed to do so. Hanging from the padded ramp you'll see we have two punishment implements, a paddle and the prison strap.” He then turned towards the ramp and pointed. He paused and then exclaimed, “
OH HELL! The paddle is missing! Now we have to call the whole thing off.
SHIT!!”
One of the female CO's asked, “You mean we don't have another paddle? How is that possible?”
“Of course, we have more, but they are down in the warehouse. But think about the time to get warehouse keys, transportation, find the paddles in the warehouse and get back here. We'd be here most of the night.”
“Excuse me, Sir,” injected Maxine (pointing to one of the tables), “but isn't that the paddle on the far table over there.” She was pointing to a dark wood paddle lying on its side supported by the table and the wall. On it was a faded inscription that could just barely be made out:
Property of LHS
The other female CO ran to the table and grabbed the paddle, “Yup, here it is.” She then hung it on its hook, but this time the opposite side was facing out and you could clearly read the inscription in bold white letters:
SHOT ERASER