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Kartomga Terror Pit

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shastar said:
Better to thrust your allied European Secret Services, Barb. Africa is our 'post-colonialist' playground. (Please this is all about fantasy, don't take it first degree, thank you).

When I knew you blew your cover (again :doh:), I had no option but to convince my European partners to secrectly set up a mission to free you. Details are following...
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This sounds about as brilliant a scheme as the Equatorial Guinea 'wonga' coup attempt,
which just happens to be back in the news (well, the Mail :p) today -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-coup-against-uniting-Mark-Thatcher-dock.html
the story only needs a few sexy crux-girls to be as farcical as anything on our Forums :D
("Jolly good," said Mark Thatcher's mummy, "I'm sure it will succeed...")
 
thehangingtree said:
..."I haven't even been tried yet! What makes you think I will executed?"

"Details, Barbara, details..."
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"Yes, details, Barb, you're not allowed to know that I've bargained a French Premium Crucifixion Wood with this General while he was "occupying" my intimity :D ... I dont know exactelly what he could do with this wood , but they are only "details" ...":devil:
 
messaline said:
"Yes, details, Barb, you're not allowed to know that I've bargained a French Premium Crucifixion Wood with this General while he was "occupying" my intimity :D ... I dont know exactelly what he could do with this wood , but they are only "details" ...":devil:
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I'd tell him where he can stick his French Premium Crucifixion Wood, Messa, but doing so will probably just get me whipped. ;)

tumblr_nzgr7zWaDD1rhup7qo1_500.gif As a matter of fact, for all you whipping fans out there, Chapter 10 (coming soon) will .... well ... you'll see soon enough ... :rolleyes:
 
Barbaria1 said:
I'd tell him where he can stick his French Premium Crucifixion Wood, Messa, but doing so will probably just get me whipped. ;)

View attachment 411431 As a matter of fact, for all you whipping fans out there, Chapter 10 (coming soon) will .... well ... you'll see soon enough ... :rolleyes:
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Oh really!!! They do not whip in Kartomga, do they???
 
Barbaria1 said:
I'd tell him where he can stick his French Premium Crucifixion Wood, Messa, but doing so will probably just get me whipped. ;)

View attachment 411431 As a matter of fact, for all you whipping fans out there, Chapter 10 (coming soon) will .... well ... you'll see soon enough ... :rolleyes:
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Ummmmmmm!

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Oh! I misread ...Sorry! :p
 
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