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Lassie-hunting In The Northern Forest

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We're reviving the tradition of penitential self-flagellation?
:confused::D
 
View attachment 444595 found this the other day, and couldn't resist posting it here.

Along with this appalling limerick:

The Scots have a thing called a "kilt",
Which tends to reveal how you're built.
If you don't remain calm,
It sounds an alarm,
And the sporran lights up and says "TILT"
Now you know why women don't wear a sporran with the kilt (unless they are members of pipe bands wearing the band uniform.) Technically kilts don't have pleats at the front, but it's an attractive picture, so I'll let you off! :)
 
View attachment 444595 found this the other day, and couldn't resist posting it here.

Along with this appalling limerick:

The Scots have a thing called a "kilt",
Which tends to reveal how you're built.
If you don't remain calm,
It sounds an alarm,
And the sporran lights up and says "TILT"

I'd wondered which was the world's worst limerick. :rolleyes:

Now I know :doh:
 
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