Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
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Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
There was an old maid from Grimsby
Wondered for what could her Quim be..??
That pink bit in the middle,
Must clearly be for a piddle,
But what's this hair-covered Rim I see ??
Ding dong merrily on high...
Crucified girls soon cry....
What did we do to deserve this ??
Were our services rendered amiss ??
As we hang here simply to die....!!
(I'll get my coat shall I.... ??)
Wondered for what could her Quim be..??
That pink bit in the middle,
Must clearly be for a piddle,
But what's this hair-covered Rim I see ??
Ding dong merrily on high...
Crucified girls soon cry....
What did we do to deserve this ??
Were our services rendered amiss ??
As we hang here simply to die....!!
(I'll get my coat shall I.... ??)
bellesouth
Magistrate
A young hooker from Crewe
Said as the vicar withdrew
The bishop was slicker
Quicker and thicker
And four inches longer than you.
Said as the vicar withdrew
The bishop was slicker
Quicker and thicker
And four inches longer than you.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
RHIP - Rank Hath it's P... you complete.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
There was an old lad of Peru,
Who dreamed that his youngest wife, Sue,
Was Kissed his Valet,
Then woke up and bally
Well found it was perfectly True!
Who dreamed that his youngest wife, Sue,
Was Kissed his Valet,
Then woke up and bally
Well found it was perfectly True!
There was a young woman named Moore
Whose cruxing had left her quite sore
Her body was bare
There was ice in her hair
I wish I was there friggin Moore!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
As usual, I apologize if already posted. By Edward Lear, the father of the modern limerick. For the burning of martyrs aficionados:
There was a Young Person of Smyrna
Whose grandmother threatened to burn her.
But she seized on the cat,
and said 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!'
There was a Young Person of Smyrna
Whose grandmother threatened to burn her.
But she seized on the cat,
and said 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!'
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Courtesy of Revenge of the Pulps
The 12 men sat down to dinner
And every man jack was a sinner
But what none would expect
Or even try to detect...
Was that the dinner they'd eat was already in-'er!
The 12 men sat down to dinner
And every man jack was a sinner
But what none would expect
Or even try to detect...
Was that the dinner they'd eat was already in-'er!
cynthia the inocent
Tribune
They say "the girls always get prettier at closing time".
Oh dear, surely a few moments' reflection could have polished the scansion, especially the last line:
The 12 men all sat down to dinner
And every man jack was a sinner
But what none would expect
Or could hardly detect...
Was their dinner was already in 'er
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Nicely doner - I'm just the reporterOh dear, surely a few moments' reflection could have polished the scansion, especially the last line:
The 12 men all sat down to dinner
And every man jack was a sinner
But what none would expect
Or could hardly detect...
Was their dinner was already in 'er
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
From a science/math background - in honor of Galileo
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
More math, not much translation required
The medium lived by a code.
"I mustn't grow cross or explode,
I feel kind of unseen
alongside the mean
But hey, I'm at least not the mode."
The medium lived by a code.
"I mustn't grow cross or explode,
I feel kind of unseen
alongside the mean
But hey, I'm at least not the mode."
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
