Limericks

[montycrusto]

He pulls out and cums on her face,
Saying “People, behold her disgrace!
See the wages of sin
Dribbling down the slut’s chin,
You don’t want to be in her place!”

 

[twonines]

This is a cautionary tale,
For all the Cruxgirls who fail
High standards to keep,
Awake or asleep,
There`s always a sting in the tail.

 

[montycrusto]

The moral: behold the plight
Of a girl who crashes the site.
Manhandled and stripped,
Raped, face-fucked and whipped,
And abused by her jailers each night.

 

[montycrusto]

By day, she works on a plantation,
Where she labours at cultivation,
Nude and in chains,
But she never complains,
To avoid death by flagellation.

 

[twonines]

Barb is often required to bend
And receive a bloody rear end.
It will inevitably follow,
She`ll have to swallow,
Her saga goes on with no end.

 

[montycrusto]

Whenever her appointed guard
Gets aroused by the sight, and gets hard,
She must kneel down damned quick
And suck off his dick,
Or be chained with the dogs in the yard.

 

[twonines]

With the sexual abuse poor Barb moaned,
And through the hard labour she groaned.
Her waist now is slim,
Her tight little, trim,
Her physique well muscled, and toned.

 

[montycrusto]

Being fucked by the dogs is the worst
Of the ordeal with which Barb is cursed.
Better sent to the mines
Than raped by canines,
In such misery is she immersed!

 

[twonines]

Barb has a Damoclean sword hung above her,
In tight corners, some authors shove her.
Despite this excuse,
To pile on the abuse,
In fact, we all really love her.

 

[montycrusto]

After years of chains and the whip,
Barb’s transported by ship,
To a distant cay
Very far away;
In fact, it’s a one way trip.

 

[montycrusto]

Her purchaser (known as “The Boss”)
Is not known for making a loss.
He expects slaves to work
And never to shirk,
Or else they get nailed to a cross!

 

[montycrusto]

And so in my own devious way,
I got Barb to Pirate Cay..
I dedicate this
To Barb with a kiss,
Our tight little muse, hip hooray!

 

[montycrusto]

It’s gonna be pretty darned nifty
When this thread reaches page number fifty.
Though few give a shit
For our sparkling wit,
Yet with it, we decline to be thrifty!

 

[twonines]

In this Limerick fest, having been caught,
Barb has been such a good sport.
Perhaps it would be best,
If we gave her a rest,
I really think that we ought.

 

[montycrusto]

In this Limerick fest, having been caught,
Barb has been such a good sport.
Perhaps it would be best,
If we gave her a rest,
I really think that we ought.

Agreed, though these jokes I’ve enjoyed,
With Barb’s patience we truly have toyed..
These tales of abuse
Have flowed fast and loose,
It’s a wonder she’s not paranoid!

 

[twonines]

We think we sparkle with wit,
Others will have none of it.
When on a roll,
We think we are droll.
They think we`re just full of ------

 

[montycrusto]

We think we sparkle with wit,
Others will have none of it.
When on a roll,
We think we are droll.
They think we`re just full of ------

“...grit”??


..and on that note...

 

[Barbaria1]

Oh, please don’t ever quit
This wonderous stream of wit
I read it with glee
Over morning tea
Caught in a laughing fit

 

[montycrusto]

Well, as long as with you it’s fine,
Then to stop, I politely decline.
Expect further tales
Of Barb’s bondage travails,
This will not be the end of the line.

 

[twonines]

Oh, please don’t ever quit
This wonderous stream of wit
I read it with glee
Over morning tea
Caught in a laughing fit

Its good to be able to say,
That you took it all in this way.
You`ve such a big heart,
Maybe we`ll restart,
But perhaps on another day.