Sigh … why wasn’t mine like that?Sigh. Why don't I get invited to weddings like this?
Sigh … why wasn’t mine like that?Sigh. Why don't I get invited to weddings like this?
Because you only get an invitation when you are married according to these rituals!Sigh. Why don't I get invited to weddings like this?
Well it's probably more expensive to put on. Then again, instead of invitations one could sell tickets.Sigh … why wasn’t mine like that?
The best wedding is the one where both the bride and groom were crucified naked!Sigh. Why don't I get invited to weddings like this?
Don't remember anyMoore?Sigh … why wasn’t mine like that?
I once tried to write that idea into a bachelor party story line, with the idea that the wedding night is for the bride so cruel, that the groom had to endure a crucifixion with rape at the bachelor party, to develop some empathy with the poor bride, which also faces the loss of her virginity. Needless to say that my groom performed badly on the cross and I drank myself mindless on that disappointing event....The loincloth is not in the way, she does needs to spread a little and let go.
Ok, this post a more specialised interest maybe. Imagine a world where one party to a marriage has to demonstrate much more commitment in public than the other.
Here the groom is expected to bare all and make himself vulnerable on the cross as a symbol of sacrifice to his spouse, with her support and that of the wedding celebrant.
I am still unmarried, in the case I change that status like that, you are welcome, when you occupy the third cross.Sigh. Why don't I get invited to weddings like this?
I am still unmarried, in the case I change that status like that, you are welcome, when you occupy the third cross.
I would love to see that Black girl up on her cross. I would love to be the guy crucified on her other side from the White girl. She would be a crux legend!!I hope everyone would be able to tell who the best man was.
The master of the villa often crucified disobedient slaves by the road, to maximise their shame and keep the others in line. His kind hearted daughter would always go and spend time with these poor wretches, accompanying them in their darkest moment. She seemed to derive a great satisfaction from this.
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Ebony, ivory, cruxed in perfect harmony
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The black females, I know, would indeed make a show, when the cornu was pulled up to their "bumper". Just fantasies to this songI would love to see that Black girl up on her cross. I would love to be the guy crucified on her other side from the White girl. She would be a crux legend!!
Ha ha!! It has been a great day or two for humor on the forum!!The black females, I know, would indeed make a show, when the cornu was pulled up to their "bumper". Just fantasies to this song
Pull up to the/my bumper
She really sings sometimes my bumper.... and watch the interaction with the audience.
In Roman times there were no loud speaker, but just imagine to play that song for the audience during the "death dance".Ha ha!! It has been a great day or two for humor on the forum!!
Yes! Marching to the cross, behind those two, admiring their backs, and knowing you will soon spend the rest of your life in their company!I would love to see that Black girl up on her cross. I would love to be the guy crucified on her other side from the White girl. She would be a crux legend!!
In the early days of television, it sometimes happened that the image was broadcasted upside down. Clearly, the Romans also had a comparable problem during arena events!Upside down in the arena
Tree prefers Nergal as he 'should have been' with his manhood hanging limp and useless as he is put to death. Your female versions are wonderful manips and made Tuesday worth 'getting up to'!!!Nergal from the band Behmoth has form when it comes to crucifixion art. I'll post a few of their other pics another time in another thread, but I was inspired to riff on this one with a few versions of my own.
Nergal as he should have been
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Again a set of Baroque masterpieces!Nergal from the band Behmoth has form when it comes to crucifixion art. I'll post a few of their other pics another time in another thread, but I was inspired to riff on this one with a few versions of my own.
Naughty Prelate , naughty Woman... naughty @phlebas ..Naughty but greatNergal from the band Behmoth has form when it comes to crucifixion art. I'll post a few of their other pics another time in another thread, but I was inspired to riff on this one with a few versions of my own.
Nergal as he should have been
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Female versions
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