The Hound of the Babskervilles?Perhaps there’s an element of Agatha Christie in there too. Substitute country house on the moor cut off by a storm?
HowThe Hound of the Babskervilles?
Meanwhile, cut off by the snow, they can entertain each other with riddels about Finnhood tests. But be careful that Anna-Lisa does not get the answers!(in a wayward reading ahead of this twisted mind, Colonel Chang immediately unmasks Anna-Lisa as a Syndicate agent. To make sure she is, and to convince the others, Anna-Lisa is brought to the torture room, and Colonel Chang takes the lead of the interrogation, using her expertise, and assisted by Gun, who greedily takes the opportunity to improve her own interrogation skills).
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"All right, Anna-Lisa! Now we are really going to find out how Finnish you are! Don't worry, we follow approved North Korean interrogation procedures : you have the right to remain silent, and to scream loud when we administer electric shocks to you! For your own good, you better give correct answers on the following questions that every true Finn should answer correctly."
One : what colour has the Swan of Tuonela?
Two : what do you know about the ferryman of Tuonela?
Three : what is Tuonela anyway?
Four : what had Lemminkainen planned to do, when he got killed in Tuonela?
Five : what tools, Lemminkainen's mother uses, first to find him in Tuonela, and secondly to prepare him to get him revived?
Six : what thought about a previous sexual encounter drives Kullervo so mad, he ultimately commits suicide?
Seven : what is the name of the epic poem, these stories come from?"
(apologies to Barb for the diversion, but the story captures me. If you think I crossed a line, put me next to that girl and give be a few electric shocks too, to bring me back in line).
If she’s hot, Barb will probably sleep with her…If Anna-Lisa cannot answer these, she's hot!
"Murder on the Moorient express"The Hound of the Babskervilles?
That Lady knows how to deal!“First, that a written transcript of the recording of our conversation be provided to me. Second, that I be given the right to redact passages from the transcript permanently. Third, that the original recording shall be destroyed. Fourth, that the sum of fifty million US dollars be deposited in a Swiss bank account under my name. Fifth, that I be immune from any human rights prosecutions. Sixth, that I be granted immediate Swiss citizenship, and seventh that I be provided with a permanent 24-7 security team, preferably headed by Mr. Johnson and dedicated to ensuring my privacy and safety.”
I'd better look for a shower, for when the next episode is posted!“Yes, I’m curious about that sauna we saw on the tour. And please start calling me Min-Ji. I’d like that. It’s less formal, and I’d rather not be addressed here any longer with reference to my former rank and position.”
“Sure. Call me Barb. Now, let’s go find Gun and see whether she’d like to join us in the sauna.”
Phew, for a minute there I thought she was going to be over demanding...First, that a written transcript of the recording of our conversation be provided to me. Second, that I be given the right to redact passages from the transcript permanently. Third, that the original recording shall be destroyed. Fourth, that the sum of fifty million US dollars be deposited in a Swiss bank account under my name. Fifth, that I be immune from any human rights prosecutions. Sixth, that I be granted immediate Swiss citizenship, and seventh that I be provided with a permanent 24-7 security team, preferably headed by Mr. Johnson and dedicated to ensuring my privacy and safety.”
Except ... if the UN say no, then whete does she go ... not sure she holds as much of the high ground as she thinks ...That Dr Moore is why I must … how do you say it? …. drive a hard bargain.”
Damn, I thought I wanted to see her racked up or mounted on the post ... now I'm thinking it would be more fun to see her on the 'inflicting' side of those devices ...“A very large number … more than a thousand all told, I would say.”
Tomato or tomarto ... Barb or babsSure. Call me Barb. Now, let’s go find Gun and see whether she’d like to join us in the sauna.”
[...]“What kinds of torture?”
“The whole gamut … electrodes, whips, cudgels, canings, water boarding, rape, etc.”
“How many women would you estimate that you personally tortured in your capacity as an interrogator?”
“A very large number … more than a thousand all told, I would say.”
In the meantime she and I can go off and get to know one another better … it’ll help everyone relax. Tell me, Colonel, is there anything special you’d like to do that you’d find relaxing?”
Damn .. yes pleaseA specialist in female interrogation,
Chang has fled her oppressive nation.
To show the rights she abused,
Perhaps Barb could be used,
In a practical demonstration?
A bit too racy for Agatha Christie.Perhaps there’s an element of Agatha Christie in there too. Substitute country house on the moor cut off by a storm?
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