Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Apostate]

More Ridiculous Tid-Bits of Semi-Useless Information:

And finally (for a while):

My new girlfriend:
View attachment 795657
I didn't know whether to reach for my dog-whip,
or open a Carnival Ring Toss stand.
(or both? Yeah, probably both.)

=====================​

Tumescence

That just looks painful.

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[twonines]

Tumescence

You must now rate as the leading expert on this subject!

 

[twonines]

What is the difference between a womans cross country relay team and a tribe of pigmes? Pigmes are a bunch cunning little runts!

What is the difference between a VW Camper and a porcupine? On a porcupine all the pricks are on the outside.

 

[twonines]

More Ridiculous Tid-Bits of Semi-Useless Information:

And finally (for a while):

My new girlfriend:
View attachment 795657
I didn't know whether to reach for my dog-whip,
or open a Carnival Ring Toss stand.
(or both? Yeah, probably both.)

=====================​

Standing out like chapel hat pegs, as we say in the North.

 

[connoisseurs]

Did we just loose a CF member? And which of you girls is the masked executioner?

 

[poem21045]

That just looks painful.

Only if one mistakes her for a coat rack. . .

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Some are depressed because of the holidays. Some have a better reason.

 

[connoisseurs]

Another feminazi. She makes herself comfortable and the men have to do the housework!

 

[connoisseurs]

I may have posted this one before. It´s still aplicable.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I may have posted this one before. It´s still aplicable.
View attachment 796085

Substitute Cruxforums and Wine and you have exactly described how I cope with that!

 

[foggybottom]

 

[Apostate]

View attachment 796231

I still pronounce it "sandwich," but yes.

 

[foggybottom]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I have these posted in every room. I'm finding them more and more helpful.

 

[whipmaster2]

I have these posted in every room. I'm finding them more and more helpful.
View attachment 796403

How very useful!

 

[connoisseurs]

View attachment 796231

 

[cruxlover]

Not very PC.

Research journal
Tuesday, May 17
that they are intelligent is certain, but that humor of them can be stolen from me