Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Loxuru]

Just caught up on this thread.
For the record I want everyone here on CF to know that two glasses is my limit.

Two glasses of white wine.
Then two glasses of red wine.
Then two glasses of beer.
Then two glasses of sherry.
Then two glasses of whiskey.
Then two glasses of wodka
Then two cocktails.
etc., etc...

 

[sympazero2]

Complete change of thread.
I've always loved this one:


"What are you complaining about? You get the girl in the end!"​

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

For the record I want everyone here on CF to know that two glasses is my limit.

Define what you mean by fun. ... and be careful! I have demerits handy!

Barbara, I just leave you with the folk saying (explained in the latest Rebecca entry) from Northern England:

‘Don’t be like the saddler of Bawtry,’ an 18th century expression meaning ‘never refuse the offer of a drink’.

 

[Eulalia]

Contemplation

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reminiscent of a well-known Scottish road sign

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Anyone ever hear of this work?

New and Gorgeous Pantomime entitled Harlequin Prince Cherrytop and the Good Fairy Fairfuck, or the Frig, the Fuck and the Fairy, etc. (1879) by George Augustus Sala, a highly regarded British journalist.

The panto relates the story of Prince Cherrytop, who has become enslaved by the Demon of Masturbation. The Good Fairy Fairfuck helps him conquer his addiction to self-abuse, so he can embrace the joys of holy matrimony with his betrothed, the Princess Shovituppa.

Quote:
“For all your threats I don’t care a fuck.
I’ll never leave my princely darling duck.”

I was waiting for someone to comment on the subtitle. The subtitle here is most interesting in literary terms. Three years after this was published a new comic opera, Iolanthe, opened in London on 25 November 1882, with music by Arthur Sullivan and libretto by W. S. Gilbert.
What is fascinating is the subtitle of that work. "The Peer and the Peri" Since the idea for this originated in 1881, did they borrow the subtitle (and some plot) from Sala? Is it prophetic in regard to the current residents at 10 Downing Street? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[connoisseurs]

Another crucifixion where they don´t understand the whole concept!

 

[Barbaria1]

Another crucifixion where they don´t understand the whole concept!
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If they are that inept, it must be Arkansas!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Story of my Life

 

[Naraku]

Some more comments on Barb and wine:


And a last minute Xmas gift:

 

[foggybottom]

Martial arts demo.

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[twonines]

Some more comments on Barb and wine:
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And a last minute Xmas gift:
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Barb and wine? Isn`t there a letter missing somewhere?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

What is more touching than a boy and his dog?

 

[Barbaria1]

Barb and wine? Isn`t there a letter missing somewhere?

 

[Loxuru]

What is more touching than a boy and his dog?

Answer : a boy with the same fur as his dog!

 

[twonines]

The tight little may have healed, but there is obviously a raw nerve there.

 

[sympazero2]

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[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[connoisseurs]

Feeling alone? Get a pet. Preferably a therapy pet because they are allowed anywhere.

Trained the right way, it can even help with your drink.

To avoid problems, look out for signs like that:

and maybe that:

 

[connoisseurs]

Appendix:

Don´t overdo it with your pet. That looks only moronic.

 

[sympazero2]

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