Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Hugin&Munin]

An engine that runs on water?

Nah.

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That's been invented already.

A completely new, revolutionary idea, so simple, a vehicle powered by water and coal!

 

[Eulalia]

A completely new, revolutionary idea, so simple, a vehicle powered by water and coal!

Just wait till Barb gets at the controls - no, don't wait, get the hell out of the way!

 

[captivecuties]

Hadrian’s ghost.

 

[Loxuru]

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Hadrian’s ghost.

In the Northern Forest, they have plenty of obedient slavegirls, who sometimes want to do other jobs than just grinding coffee, especially when it is work in the open!

 

[captivecuties]

In the Northern Forest, they have plenty of obedient slavegirls, who sometimes want to do other jobs than just grinding coffee, especially when it is work in the open!

And those bare toes must be aware of the cutting blades at all times as this particular work is bone naked and sweat sheened!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Not the ideal place to hold on.

 

[Eulalia]

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Hadrian’s ghost.

Some years back, before the road was upgraded to motorway, just beyond the border there was a place signed 'Pipe Store', It was where Scotsmen stored their lethal weapons before the English confiscated them!

 

[ducon007]

"American Gothic" of Grant Wood, slightly revisited and corrected...

 

[captivecuties]

It occurred to me that if you fill a humidifier with holy water and put in an air tight room it could be like a gas chamber for Vampires.

 

[Loxuru]

It occurred to me that if you fill a humidifier with holy water and put in an air tight room it could be like a gas chamber for Vampires.

For good measure, mix the holy water with some juice of pressed garlic!

 

[captivecuties]

I have a pet wolf and send it to Therapy so it can become a werewolf.

 

[Loxuru]

I have a pet wolf and send it to Therapy so it can become a werewolf.

Notice to all pigs : build a brick house!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[Naraku]

Forward to me from my mother in an email from her Aussie friend. These jokes have circled the world.

 

[MSTGMA]

Notice to all pigs : build a brick house!

Or even better...

 

[captivecuties]

The tissue inside the cheeks of your mouth is the same as in a vagina.

You‘re licking the inside of your mouth now, aren’t you?

 

[Barbaria1]

The tissue inside the cheeks of your mouth is the same as in a vagina.

You‘re licking the inside of your mouth now, aren’t you?

Mea culpa

 

[Eulalia]

The tissue inside the cheeks of your mouth is the same as in a vagina.

You‘re licking the inside of your mouth now, aren’t you?

Well. no-one else is!

 

[Mikerytel]

Just wait till Barb gets at the controls - no, don't wait, get the hell out of the way!

Run some people over on the wayn

 

[Mikerytel]

Well. no-one else is!

I'd lick you