Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Loxuru]

View attachment 1539125 The perfect company sign for a shop that sells all kinds of nails

German humor! For those who would doubt, it exists!

 

[Wragg]

??? I missed this one....

You're not famed for permitting too much in the way of clothing...

 

[phlebas]

 

[Hugin&Munin]

When the sea water is too cold for swimming

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[ducon007]

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A mongrel of a hyena and a porcupine?

 

[ducon007]

Dinner is served!
Enjoy your meal!

 

[ducon007]

"Sorry, Master, but I've got something very heavy that's keeping me from standing up straight..."

 

[jucundus]

From The Onion: Stan Kelly, faux conservative cartoonist, "Yahweh Or The Highway"

 

[Mikerytel]

"Sorry, Master, but I've got something very heavy that's keeping me from standing up straight..."

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I’d immediately start jabbing those knockers with a stun baton and stun gun

 

[wulf]

I’d immediately start jabbing those knickers with a stun baton and stun gun

These would last longer.

 

[Eva Inanna]

Creativity, using imagination to find new ways of performing a task and achieving a goal innovatively. Master found two new uses for a humble conference tag. I hate his resourcefulness

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[ducon007]

The legend goes like this: "first we're Venetians, then we're Christians!"

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[Loinclothslave]

The legend goes like this: "first we're Venetians, then we're Christians!"

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Or archbishop @Wragg

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Shamefan]

 

[wulf]

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Yes indeed. Violate a cat's personal space at your peril.

 

[Hugin&Munin]