Morticia
Executioner
"I will give you a golden shower" he said
"I thought my friends would be impressed with such a expensive bathroom item"
"I am thinking i may have misinterpreted the offer slightly"
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
- Thread starter admihoek
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"I thought my friends would be impressed with such a expensive bathroom item"
"I am thinking i may have misinterpreted the offer slightly"
Tmaster
Governor
Yes, it's destroying out purity of essence and our precious bodily fluids.Fluoride in the tap water from the public distribution?
Morticia
Executioner
Severe diarrhoea, you just make it into the last available portaloo but it is nearly full to overflowing, but its too late you just gotta go...ah well things can't get any worse.......... Oh yes it can your day is gonna become real crappy in an instant
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Launch Wing Attack Plan R!
kendelo
Tribune
She aims to please. Our aim will help.
I DO LIKE THE LADIES.
Jollyrei, do you have a new job as a lifeguard at the nudist beach? Yes, many young ladies like the good-looking lifeguards.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Scythe + inflatable rescue dinghy!? This will definitely go wrong for the victim, during a rescue attempt!
What do you mean : "That's the purpose!?"
ducon007
Consul
By the way, the artist who caught you is Martin van Maële !I DO LIKE THE LADIES.
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
ducon007
Consul
I've got it: the top one is a fake!
Morticia
Executioner
Male Marines try to lift it, Scotsmen toss it, but its the catching the caber that separates the men from the boys, fail to catch it and you get 'kilt'
SirMGBZ
Magistrate
You should definitely by punished for that.
Morticia
Executioner
You can't beat a wee Scottish lassie.........."they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" (unless you tie me tight of course)