SirMGBZ
Governor
I don't want your freedom. Just your pain. ;-) Because I can beat a wee Scottish lassie. ;-)You can't beat a wee Scottish lassie.........."they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" (unless you tie me tight of course)
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Morticia
Executioner
Well SirMGBZ let the suffering comence, though i must warn you i shall be playing my bagpipes while you are beating me, lets see who submits to the others pain first.
SirMGBZ
Governor
Won't help you any. I love bagpipe music, being partly Celtic myself. In fact, now you've got me needing to go listen to some.Well SirMGBZ let the suffering comence, though i must warn you i shall be playing my bagpipes while you are beating me, lets see who submits to the others pain first.
Morticia
Executioner
Oh well it looks like i'm in line for a 'Highland sting' and you my friend for your aural pleasure, are going to be listening to something reminiscent of the gut wrenching sounds of a horde of cats mating,Won't help you any. I love bagpipe music, being partly Celtic myself. In fact, now you've got me needing to go listen to some.
SirMGBZ
Governor
Don't worry! The beating will continue until the bagpipe playing improves!Oh well it looks like i'm in line for a 'Highland sting' and you my friend for your aural pleasure, are going to be listening to something reminiscent of the gut wrenching sounds of a horde of cats mating,
Morticia
Executioner
Oh you are scaring me now with threats of your percussion, oh im such a DRUMmer Queen.
SirMGBZ
Governor
Drummer? So now you are a gay man in SF in the '70s?Oh you are scaring me now with threats of your percussion, oh im such a DRUMmer Queen.
Or as a friend used to say, "They let the drummers hang around with the musicians."
But I've given a few beatings with drumsticks, and percussion hammers, so I will be happy to go all "Buddy Rich" on your ass!
Morticia
Executioner
"Happy to go all Buddy Rich" on my ass you say, the guy died same year i was born, necro spanko
Now if you bring Mercedes Lander or Hannah Welton to make percussive sweet music on my ass you gotta deal, Hell yeah.
SirMGBZ
Governor
Well, he died a couple of decades after I was born, so no worries. ;-)"Happy to go all Buddy Rich" on my ass you say, the guy died same year i was born, necro spanko
Now if you bring Mercedes Lander or Hannah Welton to make percussive sweet music on my ass you gotta deal, Hell yeah.
I do want to thank you for introducing me to Kittie. Definitely a great band! They sound like Rammstein but with better vocals. ;-)
As for Hannah Welton, I hear she’s gone all Jesus, so probably not going to be able to get her. As for Mercedes, it will be difficult to get her a work visa to come to the States. “Purpose of visit?” “To help beat Morticia’s ass.”
And don’t think that introducing me to a new band is going to get you any mercy. In fact, it will be quite the opposite. I’ll have to beat you Buddy Rich style, Mercedes Lander style, as well as my own style.
If you are very lucky, I’ll arrange to get you beaten Miss SultryBelle style. ;-)
SirMGBZ
Governor
Almost as funny as using a bungee noose. ;-)
Morticia
Executioner
Aw i am sure Hannah would want to do Gods work, and help this poor wee sinner to on the road to repentance
Glasgows finest Miss SultryBelle now we are talking.......well i'd be grimacing, wincing and generally showing signs of hurt, but afterwards it would be something most wonderful to reflect back on, albeit the reflecting would be from a standing position or sitting on soft a cushion.
SirMGBZ
Governor
I've been a fan of MSB for many years, and have talked about getting her to do a custom. Perhaps if I offered her a willing victim, a wee Scots lassie, we could strike a deal. Yum! I just love her cruelty. And of course her accent is sexy.
Ooh! Now I'm all distracted. I've got to go…roast some coffee…yeah, that's definitely what I will be doing. Roasting coffee! ;-)
Morticia
Executioner
The prisoner from Prague was found guilty of fraud, the Czech bounced.........
SirMGBZ
Governor
But you are advised not to fall for him, as they say rebound relationships never last.
You’ll upset @thehangingtree doing that
Damn right, you will!!!
They already had crazy ideas in the past, using cocaine as a drug against alcohol addiction.
Company hierarchy, at least there is someone who still works.
ducon007
Consul
This reminds me of the authentic words of Louis Pasteur: "Wine is the healthiest and most hygienic of drinks".
At the time, it was used over and over again by wine producers, innkeepers and other alcohol merchants.
Here, a book of stamps for propaganda purposes!
Eva Inanna
Governor
They are employees of my local Council Authority fixing a pipe. Paid with my taxes - as it should be!