Nude Out Of Place

[SirMGBZ]

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New delivery service

Talk about a special delivery. Yowza!

"please look at me not at the TV and forget the beer"
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Honey, if you've got to beg them to pay attention to you, you're doing something wrong!

going shopping
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I want to shop there!

 

[Krampus]

It's hot in our workshop...

 

[Krampus]

and for the driver, Bud light only

 

[SirMGBZ]

and for the driver, Bud light only
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I thought it was a butt light!

 

[Krampus]

renewing the house

 

[Nobbes25]

Starts shopping tour

 

[Krampus]

"I lost something on the stairs... ooops"

 

[Krampus]

waiting for next train

 

[SirMGBZ]

waiting for next train
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I rode the Metra trains for a decade, and never saw anything like her. Maybe if I had ridden the CTA instead?

 

[Krampus]

inside a japanese metro...

 

[Hugin&Munin]

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Hitchhiking home after her ex-boyfriend kicked her out of his apartment

 

[SirMGBZ]

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Hitchhiking home after her ex-boyfriend kicked her out of his apartment

At least with her we know the answer to the old question: Gas, grass, or ass.

 

[dfg42]

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Hitchhiking home after her ex-boyfriend kicked her out of his apartment

probably a reminiscence of a famous Madonna shot....

 

[Krampus]

"would you like to excavate?"

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Sunbathing on the roof

 

[Krampus]

nude shopping

 

[Krampus]

ordering something at a beach bar (but... where is the money/credit card to pay?)

 

[Krampus]

some terrorists have threatened to carry out a massacre in a nudist camp. I was sent to ensure security but I couldn't wear the usual uniform...

 

[Tmaster]

some terrorists have threatened to carry out a massacre in a nudist camp. I was sent to ensure security but I couldn't wear the usual uniform...
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OK, but where does she carry the spare ammo?

 

[SirMGBZ]

nude shopping
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Maybe she is shopping for some memory pills. She seems to have forgotten something, but what could it be?

ordering something at a beach bar (but... where is the money/credit card to pay?)
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If she can't talk one of the patrons, male or female, into buying her a drink, she doesn't deserve that body. ;-)