Thomas Chaser
Tribune
I can't help but think that, with all of those iron bars to restrain her, that she should be fitted with a chastity belt as well.
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Nude Out Of Place
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I can't help but think that, with all of those iron bars to restrain her, that she should be fitted with a chastity belt as well.
thecuriousone
Tribune
To protect the priests from getting a venerial disease
SirMGBZ
Governor
Praying for brutal torture, one hopes!
That could also be a funeral parlor, in which the concern would be the undertaker getting a funereal disease. ;-)
Stark naked and barefoot as it should be.
Pay with your body
I bet this will increase ratings for the Olympic Games when it becomes mandatory for female athletes.
This is our mascot, it is the property of the entire team.As property she must be naked.
Cella
Spectator
Cella
Spectator
When there's a job to be done, call on a woman! Adding a good-looking nude woman to your crew will definitely reduce worker absences.
SirMGBZ
Governor
I can hear it now:
"Dude, it's your day to feed and walk the mascot."
"Seriously? I've got finals today."
"If you can't keep up with your responsibilities to the team, dude, you will be tossed out."
"Fine, whatever. What do mascots eat, anyway?"
"Well, dude, I've always found she enjoys a good tube-steak."
Cella
Spectator
"OK, got it covered, man. I'm off to feed the mascot."
"Um, dude. Let's not starve the poor thing to death."
dfg42
Consul
I always feared, that if someone looks, he or she can look it away! That must have been happend here.....
ralmcg
Tribune
It's fun to climb naked.
Mascot is like a certain type of girlfriend - she doesn't really care about the size of the guy's equipment or his bank account, but you know she's going to do her best to drain both.
Cella
Spectator
Ah, I see you like the gamine model of female beauty: a sporty, youthful appearance, angular face with high cheekbones and large eyes, slim build, perky breasts, petite, short hair, playful personality. She'd make a good "mascot," would she not?
ralmcg
Tribune
I do like short-haired women. If there is a team who would take care of her right, she could be their "mascot" because of her cuteness.
