Oh, we must be inclusive - the local polis have a wee helicopter, I'm sure they'd lend it so you can spot us and fire paintballs at us through the canopy!What a perfectly splendid idea!! A great way to get out of the dungeon for some fresh air and exercise.
And since I'm a bit 'mobility challenged', I'll volunteer to do the pre-hunt inspection of all female participants to make sure they are properly undressed and not 'hiding' any prohibited items on their person.
I'm in. Where is my paintball gun? Must be around here somewhere.
Actually, I think perhaps given the latitude of the Northern Forest (and knowing what it's like here right now), this may be a spring/summer activity. I mean, there's the old "safety first" idea, but there's also a sort of practical notion. It's hardly sporting to shoot a linkie that's frozen solid when you find her.
Oh yes, we linkies have to be hot!