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Poll--Were you raised Catholic?
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Lucas Soranus
Governor
Born and raised, but an atheist now
dfg42
Senator
You don't believe in what your teachers told you? That is enough for the cross!
Lucas Soranus
Governor
For how long?
dfg42
Senator
Till you confess your sins.
Lucas Soranus
Governor
Naked I presume?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Lucas Soranus
Governor
If I were to confess immediately, would I be spared the cross, or would I still be forced to hang?
dfg42
Senator
That would be a very ironic way to punish that abnomiation, don't you think!
Crucified Survivor
Guard
I was raised catholic at first, but when I started going to private schools rather than catholic schools I shifted into more an atheist. My family doesn’t mind the change, thankfully.
dfg42
Senator
No in that case you do it at free will, to honor your lord and savior Jesus Christ!
Lucas Soranus
Governor
Okay, then I request to be crucified for 6 hours, in honor of our savior.
dfg42
Senator
Indeed the bible states that it was between 3 and 6 hours, how about going down to 5 hours but then you do it in the nude, 4 hours when you can spot an erection and 3
when you additionally sit on a cornu?
Lucas Soranus
Governor
I would have it no other way. Strip me naked and get me on the cross already. Also will there be thieves crucified with me?
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Deleted member 38673 (BobbieBound)
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Yes, I was born and raised Catholic. I think Bettie Page had more to do with me getting into crucifixion than the Church though.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Irony on purpose, for the occasion.
You will have to deal with the bad thief, who will reject your views!
dfg42
Senator
Hm, but naturaly we have to be politically correct so the good thief will be represented by a young, beautiful lady and the bad thief, will be represented by a transsexual, but it must be become clear for all the audience that even the bad thief is a good thief. So Jesus in the middle must say.
"You will be both today with me in the heaven and you can bring your LGBTQ+-Flag with you."
Lucas Soranus
Governor
Which views will he be rejecting?
Lucas Soranus
Governor
So let's say I don't confess at all, would I simply be left on the cross to die then?