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Barbaria1 said:
Gee. I hope it wasn't me the Godfather wanted Tree to grant to him :confused:
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owww.... that would be good... I hadn't thought of that!!!
Wragg134 said:
"Embezzlement" is such a damming word..... :eek:

And the Wraggs can afford such expensive lawyers.... :mad:

Only saying....:rolleyes:
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They can afford such expensive lawyers because they embezzle because they are such good business men!!!
 
thehangingtree said:
owww.... that would be good... I hadn't thought of that!!!

They can afford such expensive lawyers because they embezzle because they are such good business men!!!
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Ahem!

May I introduce...

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Aloysius Muttley, Attorney at Law? :cool:
 
Barbaria1 said:
View attachment 358875 Graduate of Missouri School of Legal Error Jurisprudence.

Motto: "always ask for your fee before they lead your innocent client away to be executed."
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Muttley isn't fussed about a fee....

He just pees on your cross :doh:
 
Barbaria1 said:
View attachment 358875 Graduate of Missouri School of Legal Error Jurisprudence.

Motto: "always ask for your fee before they lead your innocent client away to be executed."
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I have never defended an innocent client!!! They have all been found guilty!!!

...and Tree never graduated anything past high school!!!
 
Barbaria1 said:
And it shows ... :p
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watch it, Barb...

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Tree is summoned to the Scandals Resort replica of the Cruxton Abbey for a summit of the resort’s investors. While listed as one of the three principal owners of Scandals Resort, THT Inc. only holds a 5% with Cruxton Abbey Enterprises, and Nailus Martyrs Travels, LLC listed as the main principles. Nailus Martyrs Travels is a wholly owned subsidiary of Nailus Martyrs Inc. that has several major investors that would be at the summit. Let’s join in as Tree goes to the summit…

I arrive at the Cruxton Abbey at Scandals. As I walk into massive entry hall I look at the new ‘art’ suspended before the staircase that lead to meeting to be held in the second floor study. I say “Hi, Connie, how’s it hanging?”

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“It has been better, Tree” she replies.

I have no reason doubt her as I trot up the stairs. I enter the study and am a bit surprised by some of those in the room. B. Robert Wragg calls the meeting to order. “Ladies and gentleman, we have a serious crisis that needs to be resolved.”

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“This assault on Scandals has shaken the trust that Scandals has with many of our wealthiest patrons. The IMF has shown their inability to provide security and while our good friend Admi secured a force that was able to defeat the invasion his assembled army is a financial drag on profits in good times, unsustainable with the downturn in our booking, and quite honestly not the image we wish to project for our security. We also have the problem the IMF is demanding all current slaves be executed while we have fifty guerrilla fighters in captivity. Needless to say if we execute all the slaves we have no product other than beaches and nice weather and recruiting new slaves will be most difficult.”

“Fuck the IMF, what do they have to say about how things around here?” Ulrika asks as she rises from her chair that is next to Old Slave, A woman escorting Jollyrie, and Jolly.

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Despard explains “We will not get the caliber of guests we have drawn without being able to insure both their safety and privacy while they indulge in the type of entertainment we provide. Besides, they give us the cover in the international community when we ‘must’ submit slaves to extreme punishments.”

I am a bit confused as to why Jolly and Old Slave are at the meeting as much as I am by the none-the-less delightful females decorating the room but say “If you vote for it I can get Godfather Tree to provide security for less than we pay the IMF. His men are very discreet and effective.”

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“I hear he is a rather shady person, Tree” Repertor notes as he uses the ‘ashtray on the coffee table.

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“I wouldn’t let him hear you say that unless you want to suffer a broken leg snow skiing while you are here” retorts Tree.

“There is no snow at Scandals!”

“I told you he is effective” Tree says and Repertor falls silent.

Despard says “That solves the security issue but where does that get us on the world stage taking care of wayward slaves and guerrilla insurgents?”

Joan lights up a Madame WU and says “We have the best legal minds on our team…”

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Tree interrupts and says “Well thank you Joan. I don’t hear that too often around here!”

“You don’t hear it at all, dear brother. I am referring to the NOTORIOUS fair and just DUTCH SLAVE TRADER judge, the Honorable Admi, and his PERSECUTOR prosecutor R. Rodent, Esq.”
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Tree

…Joan really can be a pain in the ass…
 
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thehangingtree said:
There are strange things happening at Scandals Resort. There is talk of PERSECUTING prosecuting the slaves for having a rebellion when indeed none has happened. The security of Scandals Resort is in question as the IMF has shown they cannot provide it and the Dutch slave trader is unwilling to pay the mercenaries until he is reimbursed which the resort cannot do because the Wragg cousins have EMBEZZLED borrowed money from the cash fund. Tree who has no real interest in the resort (other than money) goes to see his Godfather. Let’s listen in…

“Godfather, I hate to ask a favor of you but…”

“Tree, you are always welcome. What my I do for you?”

“Godfather, I have invested in a Caribbean resort on the behest of my sister Joan that is going through some rough times. A slave’s sister mounted an assault that almost toppled the owners who were only saved because some Dutchman Admi flew in a large force of mercenaries. We have a problem that Admi wants to be paid and it seems the resort cannot provide security because the Wragg cousins have embezzled too much money to…”

“Tree, ‘embezzlement’ is such a damning word! You need security to keep the high rollers coming back and you cannot afford it. Tree, I will grant this favor to you and ask only one thing in return.”

Tree listens…

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…and kisses his Godfather’s ring as he leaves saying “You are most generous.”


Tree

...umm... what is going on here???
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oh something is fishy here!!
 
thehangingtree said:
watch it, Barb...

Next segment...


Tree is summoned to the Scandals Resort replica of the Cruxton Abbey for a summit of the resort’s investors. While listed as one of the three principal owners of Scandals Resort, THT Inc. only holds a 5% with Cruxton Abbey Enterprises, and Nailus Martyrs Travels, LLC listed as the main principles. Nailus Martyrs Travels is a wholly owned subsidiary of Nailus Martyrs Inc. that has several major investors that would be at the summit. Let’s join in as Tree goes to the summit…

I arrive at the Cruxton Abbey at Scandals. As I walk into massive entry hall I look at the new ‘art’ suspended before the staircase that lead to meeting to be held in the second floor study. I say “Hi, Connie, how’s it hanging?”

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“It has been better, Tree” she replies.

I have no reason doubt her as I trot up the stairs. I enter the study and am a bit surprised by some of those in the room. B. Robert Wragg calls the meeting to order. “Ladies and gentleman, we have a serious crisis that needs to be resolved.”

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“This assault on Scandals has shaken the trust that Scandals has with many of our wealthiest patrons. The IMF has shown their inability to provide security and while our good friend Admi secured a force that was able to defeat the invasion his assembled army is a financial drag on profits in good times, unsustainable with the downturn in our booking, and quite honestly not the image we wish to project for our security. We also have the problem the IMF is demanding all current slaves be executed while we have fifty guerrilla fighters in captivity. Needless to say if we execute all the slaves we have no product other than beaches and nice weather and recruiting new slaves will be most difficult.”

“Fuck the IMF, what do they have to say about how things around here?” Ulrika asks as she rises from her chair that is next to Old Slave, A woman escorting Jollyrie, and Jolly.

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Despard explains “We will not get the caliber of guests we have drawn without being able to insure both their safety and privacy while they indulge in the type of entertainment we provide. Besides, they give us the cover in the international community when we ‘must’ submit slaves to extreme punishments.”

I am a bit confused as to why Jolly and Old Slave are at the meeting as much as I am by the none-the-less delightful females decorating the room but say “If you vote for it I can get Godfather Tree to provide security for less than we pay the IMF. His men are very discreet and effective.”

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“I hear he is a rather shady person, Tree” Repertor notes as he uses the ‘ashtray on the coffee table.

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“I wouldn’t let him hear you say that unless you want to suffer a broken leg snow skiing while you are here” retorts Tree.

“There is no snow at Scandals!”

“I told you he is effective” Tree says and Repertor falls silent.

Despard says “That solves the security issue but where does that get us on the world stage taking care of wayward slaves and guerrilla insurgents?”

Joan lights up a Madame WU and says “We have the best legal minds on our team…”

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Tree interrupts and says “Well thank you Joan. I don’t hear that too often around here!”

“You don’t hear it at all, dear brother. I am referring to the NOTORIOUS fair and just DUTCH SLAVE TRADER judge, the Honorable Admi, and his PERSECUTOR prosecutor R. Rodent, Esq.”
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Tree

…Joan really can be a pain in the ass…
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Both clever and well written Tree. Really well done!
 
I say Jolly old chap, you don't think we're going to get sucked any further into this money-loosing making venture, do you?

These Wraggs and that American chappie have a way of bamboozling this old'un with attractive women so he makes rash decisions.

On the other hand, at my time of life, why not make a few rash decisions?
 
old slave said:
I say Jolly old chap, you don't think we're going to get sucked any further into this money-loosing making venture, do you?

These Wraggs and that American chappie have a way of bamboozling this old'un with attractive women so he makes rash decisions.

On the other hand, at my time of life, why not make a few rash decisions?
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Let's try to keep our heads, eh, especially as the beautiful women all seem to be locked up somewhere. It started well enough, but nobody seems to be in control anymore, unless it's that Joan creature.:confused: This is not exactly the fun in the sun with slave girls resort that was in the brochure.:doh: We need to get our girl back, and perhaps a couple of others, with any luck.:cool::D
 
Jollyrei said:
Let's try to keep our heads, eh, especially as the beautiful women all seem to be locked up somewhere. It started well enough, but nobody seems to be in control anymore, unless it's that Joan creature.:confused: This is not exactly the fun in the sun with slave girls resort that was in the brochure.:doh: We need to get our girl back, and perhaps a couple of others, with any luck.:cool::D
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To paraphrase Scriptures "You will receive your reward at Scandals..."
Stay with us, good men...
 
Jollyrei said:
Let's try to keep our heads, eh, especially as the beautiful women all seem to be locked up somewhere. It started well enough, but nobody seems to be in control anymore, unless it's that Joan creature.:confused: This is not exactly the fun in the sun with slave girls resort that was in the brochure.:doh: We need to get our girl back, and perhaps a couple of others, with any luck.:cool::D
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You didn't read the fine print either, did you now? It said, "management not responsible for any uncontrollable mayhem, loss of virginity life, loss of money, etc. All sales final (especially if you end up on a cross). No refunds"
 
thehangingtree said:
Tree is summoned to the Scandals Resort replica of the Cruxton Abbey for a summit of the resort’s investors. While listed as one of the three principal owners of Scandals Resort, THT Inc. only holds a 5% with Cruxton Abbey Enterprises, and Nailus Martyrs Travels, LLC listed as the main principles. Nailus Martyrs Travels is a wholly owned subsidiary of Nailus Martyrs Inc. that has several major investors that would be at the summit.
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If , eventually, you need of some finances, Messa could envisage to enter in the asset of Scandals Resorts : I just have some liquid assets to take out of the French taxes ...:D
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messaline said:
If , eventually, you need of some finances, Messa could envisage to enter in the asset of Scandals Resorts : I just have some liquid assets to take out of the French taxes ...:D
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nude-girl-on-bed-covered-in-money-3178.jpg You mean the accounts in Panama, don't you?
 
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