Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
THE PHARAOH IS PISSED OFF!
MEMPHIS. According to palace sources, our Pharaoh is ‘in a volcanic mood’, after revelations by an anonymous senior palace official in the papyrus The Thebes Times. The official had called the Pharaoh ‘amoral’, ‘incompetent for the job’, ‘he only trusts and favours his family’, ‘he has the maturity of a 10- 11 year old and behaves aggressive and childish when he encounters opposition or does not get what he wants’. The anonymous source stated that the palace counselors continuously have to act against ill-considered decision-making by the Pharaoh that could endanger the security and integrity of Egypt, and that they do all they can to prevent and disparage such malicious decisions to be carried out. The senior official concluded that this Pharaoh is a complete disaster, unseen in the long history of Egypt.
The Pharaoh, whose implication in a concealing operation of illegal contacts with the King of Persia, in his struggle for the throne' two years ago, is subject to judicial investigation, reacted furious and called the anonymous source ‘a coward and a traitor’! The Pharaoh also cursed the ‘despicable media’ for being ‘enemies of Egypt’ and threatened The Thebes Times and our papyrus with severe measures!
Breaking news : the spokesman from the palace has confirmed the Pharaoh has fired all his staff and has ordered they all should get crucified along the banks of the River Nile.
The Memphis Post, September 6th, 2018 BC
(from our Memphis correspondent Loxuru, who meanwhile reports from an X-cross too).
MEMPHIS. According to palace sources, our Pharaoh is ‘in a volcanic mood’, after revelations by an anonymous senior palace official in the papyrus The Thebes Times. The official had called the Pharaoh ‘amoral’, ‘incompetent for the job’, ‘he only trusts and favours his family’, ‘he has the maturity of a 10- 11 year old and behaves aggressive and childish when he encounters opposition or does not get what he wants’. The anonymous source stated that the palace counselors continuously have to act against ill-considered decision-making by the Pharaoh that could endanger the security and integrity of Egypt, and that they do all they can to prevent and disparage such malicious decisions to be carried out. The senior official concluded that this Pharaoh is a complete disaster, unseen in the long history of Egypt.
The Pharaoh, whose implication in a concealing operation of illegal contacts with the King of Persia, in his struggle for the throne' two years ago, is subject to judicial investigation, reacted furious and called the anonymous source ‘a coward and a traitor’! The Pharaoh also cursed the ‘despicable media’ for being ‘enemies of Egypt’ and threatened The Thebes Times and our papyrus with severe measures!
Breaking news : the spokesman from the palace has confirmed the Pharaoh has fired all his staff and has ordered they all should get crucified along the banks of the River Nile.
The Memphis Post, September 6th, 2018 BC
(from our Memphis correspondent Loxuru, who meanwhile reports from an X-cross too).
