windar
Teller of Tales
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
Case #: 549866215
Subject: Interrogation of Barbara Moore
Date: October 17, 2017.
Place: Upper Midwest Re-Education Center, LaCrosse, Wisconsin
Subject was picked up on suspicion of publishing seditious literature. To whit:
Berlin Diary-A story slandering the National Socialist government of Germany and expressing sympathy with communist agents
Plantation Plight and Mine Misery-A pair of stories suggesting that a future America, rather than being great, would be a hell-hole of suffering and slavery. These co-authored with one windar, sought by authorities after escaping from the Interior Northeast Re-Education Center. Believed to have reached safety in Canada after a daring hike through the Adirondack Mountains.
Numerous other stories portraying America in an unfavorable light
Upon admission to the Center, Moore denied being a Rebel Leader, despite the fact that it says she is one in big red letters. Denies authoring said works despite them saying “by Barbaria1”. Said America is and always was great.
After further “conversations” with DHS agents now admits to authorship of said seditious stories. Admits America was a complete hell-hole before January 20, 2017 and is now a much, much better place. Admits she doesn’t really need health insurance anyway.