Epilogue: the Helen's promise.
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Hey, I see another crucified guy drawn with a boner. Seems like he's not close to death yet. Or maybe it's just caused by the lovely young girl hanging next to him.
Question: If a bunch of guys were crucified together, would they get boners? How would they explain it? I can imagine some uncomfortable conversations.
"What you looking at! You're looking at my johnson, ain't you. I know it's big, but why you looking at it!"
"Hey guys, trust me, I'm not gay. Really! It just happened! Believe me!"
"Yeah, me too. I'm no homo either! I mean, I like you guys, but not like that! Shit! You gotta believe me! This is soooo embarrassing!"
"Stop looking at me asshole! You wanna fuck me? That why you got a hard-on?"
"Hell no! I'm no fuking butt-boy! If I wasn't on this cross I'd kick your ass from here to Phonecia, believe me!"
"Fuck me! There aren't even any good-looking women in the crowd! Why the hell do I have an erection? No, no, no! I'm not thinking of your dick, bro, or your ass! You gotta fucking believe me! I ain't no fucking homo!"
"I know I have a cornu up my ass, but does that mean I'm enjoying it? Fuck no. I sure as fuck don't want to be butt-fucked! Hurts like fucking bloody hell!"
"Hey guys, here come some chicks. Good looking too."
"Yeah, they seem to like our boners. It's making 'em stay. See, they're flashing their tits at us. And hiking up their skirts too. Man oh man, look at those pussies!"
"Oh baby! Yeah, come here and suck my cock, please! Or a hand job. I need it so bad now!"
"Aaaaugh! I'm going soft! What the fucking hell! Why now, with these bitches almost naked?"
(Hey bro, told you he was gay, didn't I!}