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Ok..in 2924..Angela is well deserved on the Main cross between middle with two male actors.Another set of Thieves, accompanying The Messiah in the Good Friday Passion Plays.
Slightly fantastic it is... but...
Imagine the Roman Catholic cathedral parish in a big city somewhere in the UK...
The number of people present on the Masses decreased year after year. The local bishop after the long debate with the council agreed that some extraordinary actions were necessary to increase the attractiveness of church and its events. They decided the flagship undertaking should be preparing of a new, more realistic passion plays. Knowing that the Pope is a conservative one he decided to implement the decisions of the program council gradually and slowly.
In 2000 the Thieves were added to the staff. Three men were hanged together on their crosses: the two Thieves along with the reenactor of the Messiah.
However the media and many private respondents emphasized that the masculinization of the show repels many visitors. "People are used to see pretty women advertising and praising various goods!", they told the bishop. And he agreed with this opinion.
As a result, in 2001 for the first time the women volunteered to play the roles of the Thieves. The Impenitent Thief was impersonated by 34 years old widow Angela Fairbanks, who was one of the most active and progressive member of a bishop's council.
In 2001 she must play her role in a tunic (the male actors in 2000 were allowed to wear loincloths only) and the only progress was lack of underwear: she was told to have one but she ignored this rule.
Since 2001 to the year of the death of the pope John Paul The Second the Thieves were "crucified" in the gradually reduced costume, but still modestly covered. In 2003 Angela, when disrobed, proved to be topless and there was no possibility to find something adequate to cover her breasts. But her breasts were really impressive and beautiful, and the people applauded her audacious decision. The Penitent Thief impersonator (Agnes, 27) discreetly signaled to the soldiers that she wanted to have her bust band removed too. The officer nodded and removed the upper half of her costume exposing her boobs. People applauded this decision long and loudly, so both Thieves played their roles topless.
In 2004 of course nobody thought of covering their breasts: they were hung with the two skimpy pieces of cloth only, one to cover the lower belly and the other to veil the gap between the buttocks. And in 2005 only the front piece was used, leaving their buttocks naked, but still there was no possibility to recreate the real Roman way of crucifying criminals full nude.
In 2006 finally the situation of the church begun to slightly change and Angela with her friends convinced the bishop to complete the first stage of planned changes in their show. It was also decided not to warn the public, the authorities nor media representatives before. So, this year, when Angela was leaded to the "hill" and disrobed, she proved to be stark naked. Her comrade was not as brave as her and decided to have a skimpy cloth hanging on the string over her lower belly, although it was as narrow as a woman's hand and hardly covers her slit, exposing partially Agnes's hairy triangle.
The feedback from the public and media was mixed but in general very positive if not enthusiastic and the bishop congratulated the brave actresses. The future scenic "costume" of the Thieves was thus decided. The Messiah wasn't of course allowed to play naked due to the religious feelings and it would be especially improper to see his erection at the sight of naked women at his right and left.
Since both actresses played naked, their whipping (customary preparation for the cross execution in Roman era) could now be included in the repertoire. Since 2007 the women were "scourged". Their backs were whipped with leather whips but not very brutal - in order to not leave any permanent scars.
Since 2008 the crosses were redesigned: the poles were lengthened and the actresses were hanged much higher, better visible to the gathered crowds and citizens living or walking around.
In 2009 a great step forward has been made: the wrists and feet of both Thieves were pierced with real nails, on their strict demand, same as the Messiah's. The ropes were still holding their limbs in place but every move of the hands or legs generated much more pain than before while tied only.
In 2010 the lashing was extended to the front of their bodies to match the Messiah's pattern, however the executors weren't merciful (they were paid not to be!) and focused the whipping on the particularly feminine body parts, mostly breasts and genitals.
In 2011 the women decided together that the ropes shall be removed. And this year the naked victims were not only mercilessly hammered to the wooden logs but they were cruelly hanged on the wounded wrists and feet. Removing of the suppedaneum caused monstruos pain in feet, lacking any support save the horizontal nail hammered into the flesh and piercing the bones. The "criminals" were mostly hanging on the wrists rarely able to lift their bodies up on the wounded feet, which in turn caused murderous pain in wrists.
The actresses performed their roles suffered the really full pain of crucifix agony (of course for 15 minutes only).
In 2012 the soldiers begin to experiment. The feet of the victims were hammered to the sides of the poles. This arrangement caused less pain in feet and allowed the Thieves to breathe easier.
In the same time, the condemned women were forced to drink a two pints of posca before nailing. The day was cold and they couldn't help empty their bladders, pissing their thighs. Both reported later that it was one of the most debasing experiences. Since 2013 posca was added to their schedule.
In 2014 the additional scenes and dialogues were added and the time of the show was extended up to 30 minutes. This time the bishop didn't inform the actresses before and the result was predictable: a horrific fear and despair of the women, feeling like real criminals left to die in agonizing pain. But after the recovery Angela said that though this was the most cruel and sad experience in her whole life up to now, she was surprisingly thankful to the bishop, because for the first time she could feel that despite being the director of the Play, in fact she wasn't controlling the situation. She finally realized that when nailed, she was really fully dependent on the executors. "If they want me to die, they could simply left me and do nothing - and I would die with no doubt".
However the Penitent Thief impersonator wasn't same enthusiastic and she decided to play this role no more. For the future plays Vivianne (Canadian origin, age 25) was hired, an actress and a sex worker, experienced in few fictional crucifixions before, so she makes a perfect counterpart for Angela.
Since the following year the soldiers begun to continue their experiments. The women were nailed with their legs bent outwards, rotated in hips or outstretched and crossed.
In 2019 the second patibulum was tested, and the Thieves were dying with their legs outstretched painfully to the extent, exposing their vulvae and labia in the most obscene way - after being raped as before.
It's a pity that the pandemic lockdowns between 2019 and 2021 halted the project. However in 2022 there was a great comeback. The bishop added the orchestral concert and a choir singing old passion songs, extending the time of the show nearly twice.
So, the period of hanging was once again doubled too. And so the amount of posca to drink, which causes both of the Thieves to urinate few times during the show. And, in order to help the condemned with breathing, sedile in form of a round, thick rods were pushed under the crotch of Angela and Vivienne. It helped ease the pain in wrists but magnified shame and pain in the crotch itself. After the show, Angela proposed for the future shows not to fix the sedile rods from the beginning, but only after the half of the drama, when they would be half-suffocated and exhausted with pain. And Vivienne suggested to use a big hook, bent upwards at the front, and topped with the wooden men's cock, pushed deep into their vaginae. This time the council decided that the Vivienne idea was a better one.
In the 2023 Angela proposed to let all the soldiers rape the condemned if they only wish. The votes of the council were equally distributed between "yes" and "no". The fact that the interested themselves voted for it prevailed. The only surprise was that the eight out of ten soldiers (all except the youngest two) chose Angela, now 55 years old, before Vivienne, now 33!
So, when the crosses with the Messiah (in a loincloth) and with the Penitent Thief (nude with a thick wooden cock pushed deep into her vagina, with her hands painfully outstretched and nailed nearly horizontally and her legs hammered high to the sides of the stipes, moaning with pain, terror and delight) were fixed vertically and the choir begun to sing a hymn, Angela, nailed by her wrists to the patibulum in order to not resist (she played a role of a dangerous bandit!), laid with her knees touching her ears, still being fucked by the executors.
She was crying painfully and weeping in shame - she was as good actress as Vivienne, though an amateur! - but of course she mustn't pretend to be suffering - she WAS suffering as hell, being whipped, burdened with a heavy beam, nailed by wrists and finally less or more brutally raped for twenty five minutes. And finally when they finish the sexual intercourse with her, she was hammered by feet same as Vivienne and lifted up with the same horrendously long and thick wooden device painfully pushed between her labia with a strong kick of a commanding officer.
And when after few minutes of real dying, Angela mad of pain regained her composition and ceased to writhe and cry painfully, she begun to speak her part, with her face red of anger and pain, mocking and cursing the Messiah, who was a false God, the same as he was a false king, and couldn't rescue himself - nor her! - from the horrible death... And she did it so emotionally and the thick wooden cock in her vagina continued pressing her g-point at any move, that finally she fainted and must be revived with a bucket of cold water. And this must be repeated thrice during the agony, which lasted slightly less than an hour.
Many said that it was her best performance ever.
This year - 2024 - Angela (now 56 and 10/12) asked the bishop and the council if they want to see her occupying the cross to the left of the Messiah forever - suggesting that maybe she is too old, but the council and other actors protested and finally she agreed to continue her Impenitent Thief career - provided that this time her vision of sedile would be realized (as an emergency device, supplemented only if necessary). And the bishop and the council agreed once again.
And once again, the Bishop told Angela and Vivienne nothing, wanting to surprise them as much as possible, but according to the yet unpublished news, this year the new King and Queen asked to visit their city in order to watch their Passion Play together with the court officials and few political leaders. The Queen wanted not only to see the brave women as the Thieves but she wanted to attend in the show, impersonating Virgin Mary, and her oldest son agreed to play the legate Pilatus, sentencing the Messiah and his two companions to scourging and to death. Later he would witness from the horseback stripping, nailing, raping and hanging of the Messiah and the Thieves.
The soldiers were preparing new, stronger whips, each made of nine thick leather thongs, for Angela who often wanted more realistic scourging, not worrying too much about her appearance or scars at this age. This would be the second biggest surprise for Angela!
And the third surprise was that the ceremony, in which The Royal Couple was to participate, was expected to last much longer - up to three hours...
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She have done too much in all those years..she deserve that .
