Don't get me started about my problems with blood! (And no: It is not me in the background. I would wear much nicer fashion as an executioner!) As introduction to my life as hotel vampire and "Night Auditor", I tried our German "Blutwurst" (= "blood sausage") in our hotel kitchen and it tasted really good for me, but it soon resulted in constipation. I am so terribly sensitive like the princess in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy-tale "The Princess and the Pea"!
One of my girlfriends - although I was close before to make her immortal (!) - left me because she was of the opinion that I am the most sensitive male vampire she ever met.
I can often really feel a thunderstorm coming by a sudden headache about three hours before the lightnings are to be seen - must be the rising electricity in the environment , I think.
And finally, to be honest, I think, Hypochondria, Ebola and Covid-19 are the only diseases I did never have until now.
All other vampires who I know, are now tired of my whining and so, I tried to help myself by ...
a) inventing a new method to artificially ventilating myself.
b) finding a car rental for my own personal ambulance car if I need one.
c) setting up an operating room in my apartment for myself if I need one.
d) creating most impressive bandages by myself.
As a vampire with blood phobia, on the one hand, I would have preferred to live in the Middle Ages because it was so very nice and human to get into an aggressive mood and close to your enemy before you killed him. Do you remember that funny scene in the "Indiana Jones" - movie with the Arabian "sword swinger" and his impressive sword until Indiana Jones took out his revolver? This was an unhappy clash of different time ages in the development of weapons and I would always prefer a revolver instead of a sword - not only because it is useful in a distance but also because it causes less blood losses before the enemy is dead.
On the other hand, some punishments in the Middle Ages were really useful and I do not really understand why there is so much hate against violence in our times.
Only imagine, someone would have beaten up in the right time this fat child Kim Jong-un on his hereditary communist dynasty throne (a contradiction in terms, I know) in North Korea, the nation there would probably have lived more happily ever after.
And so I can only cling to the nice punishments of the Middle Ages in traced photos although I am always wondering about those strange helmets and what they were really good for.
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Could anyone tell me more about such a helmet and its purpose? How and when was something like this one used - and for what exactly?