Naraku
Draconarius
...per hour...is how that sentence should end.I have heard Barb never drinks more than one or two bottles of white wine
In the same way the Tree only drinks one glass of Seagram's....at a time.
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In the same way the Tree only drinks one glass of Seagram's....at a time.
Of course it wasn´t fake. I would never dare to fake stories involving Barb!
You mean "she" was drunk. But only a little bit. I have heard Barb never drinks more than one or two bottles of white wine
Come, come now, gentlemen. Let's not cast aspersions on Barb's character like this....per hour...is how that sentence should end.
In the same way the Tree only drinks one glass of Seagram's....at a time.
She is perfectly capable of smashing up a car and getting into fatal trouble without ever drinking at all. 
I have heard Barb never drinks more than one or two bottles of white wine
That’s GLASSES ... Glasses, not bottles!
Come, come now, gentlemen. Let's not cast aspersions on Barb's character like this.
Thank you Jolly for coming to my defense
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R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
A welcome relief for those suffers from the heat -
Les Patineurs by Émile Waldteufel
He composed it in 1882, inspired by the Cercle des Patineurs or Rink of Skaters at the Bois de Boulogne in Paris.
He composed it in 1882, inspired by the Cercle des Patineurs or Rink of Skaters at the Bois de Boulogne in Paris.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Audio reveals confrontation between British navy and Iran over seized tanker
NBC News
U.K. forces warned Iran it was violating international maritime law by seizing the British-flagged oil tanker Stena Impero on Friday.
A British naval officer aboard the HMS Montrose, according to a call sign referred to in the audio, responds with a warning to Iranian forces.NBC News
U.K. forces warned Iran it was violating international maritime law by seizing the British-flagged oil tanker Stena Impero on Friday.
"Please confirm that you are not intending to violate international law by unlawfully attempting to board," the British voice says.
HMS Montrose
At least they gave a strong warning!
RULE BRITANNIA!
G' night or g' morning, kids...
The old oak sleeps...
The old oak sleeps...
Sleep well, I going to work.
Good morning,
may I add my current avatar for wake-up?
It's a cut-out of a arena scenerie created by @morten sigurdson.
Have a nice day, wherever you are!
may I add my current avatar for wake-up?
It's a cut-out of a arena scenerie created by @morten sigurdson.
Have a nice day, wherever you are!
I think, I must @morten sigurdson ask, why he not post the cut out shape in the CMCK.
;-)
Well done Morten.
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R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Wow
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R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
View from my back porch on a lovely evening
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R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
DO NOT WATCH IF
YOU HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS
!!!!!
YOU HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS
!!!!!
Husband: “I changed a light bulb today.
Wife: “ That's it? I did the laundry, vacuumed the house, washed windows, cooked three meals, and the list goes on and on ... And you changed a single light bulb?”
Husband: “Yep, that’s what I did today. Watch this; I filmed me doing it.”
He probably... no, he was paid a whole day's wages for something I would not get 30 feet off the ground for.
Dorothy, the radiation has sterilized him... He is a safe lay...
Goodnight, my friends...
Ol' Tree
Ol' Tree
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Getting up there, and then discovering you brought a bulb with the wrong socket size!
connoisseurs
Senator
Is that how it started?
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R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
An Arkansas Dog Story
A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend - he calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!”
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?”
"Just send him over here with $1,000" the young Arkie says, "and I'll get him in the course." So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his Father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”
"Read!?" says his Father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?”
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.”
The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of trouble, the Arkie asked his girl friend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a plan for him.
So she has him shoot the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited.
"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!”
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does”.
"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so - is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?”
The Father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that lying son-of-a-bitch before he talks to your Mother!”
"I sure did, Daddy!
"That's my boy!”
"The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school, he became Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and you already know what a liar his girlfriend turned out
A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend - he calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!”
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?”
"Just send him over here with $1,000" the young Arkie says, "and I'll get him in the course." So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his Father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”
"Read!?" says his Father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?”
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.”
The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of trouble, the Arkie asked his girl friend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a plan for him.
So she has him shoot the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited.
"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!”
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does”.
"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so - is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?”
The Father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that lying son-of-a-bitch before he talks to your Mother!”
"I sure did, Daddy!
"That's my boy!”
"The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school, he became Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and you already know what a liar his girlfriend turned out
connoisseurs
Senator
Wifes! Will there ever come the day when they recognize how serious a real man-flu is? I had the whole nine yards, with coughing, sore throat, limb pain, hoarseness and nearly life-threatening body temperature of 38,2°C - and my wife only rolled her eyes!
Furthermore I have learned that your standing doesn´t increase when you tell your wife to call your mother for help!
Furthermore I have learned that your standing doesn´t increase when you tell your wife to call your mother for help!
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R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Girlfriends are little different. They will only pretend to care until they have you tied down.