The Coffee Shop

[Loxuru]

I must be slipping ... I missed all of these!

….eighteen….nineteen…. Twenty!

After recently giving sixteen to Wragg in another thread - times six.

No wonder you drive you car into a ditch! You wrecked your elbow from giving all these demerits! Clearly, you can no more hold the wheel as you should do!

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

Well I've been busy,while waitng for my coffee to be freshly-ground.....

Two more chapters,of the Queen's saga.....
And another Red Velvet crux session....

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Yes, it is true that another tropical storm may be coming my way. But I want to reassure my CF friends (all one or two of them) that my living arrangements are fine. Since the unfortunate loss of the Jeep that I was living in during the last storm, I have secured permanent and safe rental accomodations.

The landlord has promised to fix the "minor issues," as he puts it, in the roof, any day now when he returns from his vacation in Rio.

So Don't Worry! I will be high and dry!

 

[Eulalia]

Probably safest in a storm, the wind can just blow through the roof instead of carrying it away,
and you've got a good windbreak of shrubbery to protect you. There'll be corners indoors
where rain won't be pouring through the roof straight on you,
you can stand on a chair and have a good chance of staying above the water-line.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Probably safest in a storm, the wind can just blow through the roof instead of carrying it away,
and you've got a good windbreak of shrubbery to protect you. There'll be corners indoors
where rain won't be pouring through the roof straight on you,
you can stand on a chair and be have a good chance of staying above the water-line.

Thank You!
It will be that positive, uplifting, stiff upper lip, press-on-regardless attitude that will see the UK safely through Brexit-Johnson-Corbyn or whatever disasters have not yet been anticipated.

 

[RacingRodent]

So Don't Worry! I will be high and dry!

That makes it sound like you have weed but no booze, will send booze

 

[Migoz2]

Probably safest in a storm, the wind can just blow through the roof instead of carrying it away,
and you've got a good windbreak of shrubbery to protect you. There'll be corners indoors
where rain won't be pouring through the roof straight on you,
you can stand on a chair and have a good chance of staying above the water-line.

Two things immediately struck me on reading this:

A) This is the authentic voice of a crofter's daughter

B) You would make a wonderful estate agent, Eulalia

(One of these statements is not a compliment)

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

That makes it sound like you have weed but no booze, will send booze

Seagrams please. I hear it helps in times of diluvian downpours in Arkansas.
Also, a CF girl in case I lose heat.

 

[Jollyrei]

Seagrams please. I hear it helps in times of diluvian downpours in Arkansas.
Also, a CF girl in case I lose heat.

Sensible precautions.

 

[Loxuru]

Also, a CF girl in case I lose heat.

You can have a wooden cross, chop it and burn it as firewood to keep you warm!

But please first remove the girl nailed to it!

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

You can have a wooden cross, chop it and burn it as firewood to keep you warm!

But please first remove the girl nailed to it!

That depends on whether she's still alive,or not

 

[connoisseurs]

Also, a CF girl in case I lose heat.

For that girl you need wine, not Seagrams.

Btw - with wine it´s not hoarding but rather a collection.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

For that girl you need wine, not Seagrams.
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Btw - with wine it´s not hoarding but rather a collection.

Don't need that much if it's Moore. After 1/2 bottle of Riesling, she'll even do That!

 

[Naraku]

Looks like the storm is just going to tease Florida then curve out into the Atlantic. But, don't worry, hurricane season has three months left and there two new waves coming off the coast of Africa.
And, for those not familiar with PrPr's home state, he's also in an earthquake zone. So there's that to look forward to.

1886 Charleston earthquake - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Oh, and Tree lives in one too.

1811–1812 New Madrid earthquakes - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Barbaria1]

Don't need that much if it's Moore. After 1/2 bottle of Riesling, she'll even do That!

Do WHAT???

 

[Naraku]

Hurricane update:
Humberto is now a tropical storm. It is still not expected to hit the US but it will impact the Bahamas, which is the last thing they need.
There are now three waves off Africa.

Bahamas brace for another storm just weeks after Hurricane Dorian

The Bahamas government has issued a tropical storm warning for its northwestern islands

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

I've got the right fucking Hump !!
Long story short....I posted a picture somewhere in this enormous forum,and subsequently deleted it from my phone, (being the Muppet that I am....)
And only discovered it,when hoping to use it again,on a new post.
If I describe it, hopefully someone might find and identify it ??
It's a naked blonde,hot and sweaty,slumped,bound spread around the corners of a wire fence just above the ground...
I've got this picture on FetLife, but sod's law being what it is....I just CANNOT retrieve it....
Can anyone help,PLEASE....!!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I've got the right fucking Hump !!
Long story short....I posted a picture somewhere in this enormous forum,and subsequently deleted it from my phone, (being the Muppet that I am....)
And only discovered it,when hoping to use it again,on a new post.
If I describe it, hopefully someone might find and identify it ??
It's a naked blonde,hot and sweaty,slumped,bound spread around the corners of a wire fence just above the ground...
I've got this picture on FetLife, but sod's law being what it is....I just CANNOT retrieve it....
Can anyone help,PLEASE....!!

Good luck. Sounds like 10,000 other pictures here.

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

Good luck. Sounds like 10,000 other pictures here.

I've even gone back over what I previously posted,and nowt !!

 

[RacingRodent]

Can anyone help,PLEASE....!!

Can you remember roughly when you posted it?