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montycrusto
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NEOLOGISM: you have two milch-mogglers...
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Migoz2
Senator
Isn't he a member of the Cabinet?
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montycrusto
Guest
You mean Jacob Cream-Crackers Reichs-Moggler? No I don’t think so..
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montycrusto
Guest
DARWINISM: you have two descendants of the primeval aurochs..
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montycrusto
Guest
CREATIONISM: You have two cows. They go in the ark with the polar bears, boa constrictors and leopards, and emerge after six weeks into a desolate wasteland devoid of any living terrestrial plants. No problems ensue. Rainbow. 
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montycrusto
Guest
TRIBADISM: you have two cows. Each one rubs herself against the udder... 
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montycrusto
Guest
ESSENTIALISM: either you have two cows, or you have nothing at all.
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montycrusto
Guest
EMPIRICISM: you have two cows. You know this because you conduct experiments to confirm the hypothesis that you have two cows.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
MAOISM : the government shoots a landowner, seizes his cattle and gives you two of his cows to care for. Then, the government sends Red Guards to accuse you of being a reactionary bourgeois capitalist, because you milk them. They send you to a harsh, remote re-eductation camp and kill all the cows. Famine.
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montycrusto
Guest
GERMAN EXPRESSIONISM: you have two cows. One is green and the other one is orange. They hover over a blue and purple field. Hitler doesn’t like your paintings.
Migoz2
Senator
However, as soon as your experiments confirm your hypothesis, Palpatine orders them killed.
Migoz2
Senator
Trump's Secretary of the Treasury is Steven Mnuchin (pronouced Moo-noo-shin)...........TRUMPISM: you have two cows. Trump hires one as National Security Chief and the other as Secretary of State. Later he fires them both, describing their criticisms of him as “fake moos”
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montycrusto
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I thought it was Anthony Scaramoo-chi
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montycrusto
Guest
MINIMALISM: